[falls in the shower] parkour
hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead
“Act ladylike” how about I kill you what then
they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.
Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)
i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable
damn girl what those claws do? destroy? thats awesomeeee i love it
VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*
“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend
I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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