“Fatherless Behavior” Stop Giving My DAD Credit For All The Work My MOM Put Into Making Me A Terrible

something very lgbt just happened to me *visibly shaken, haggard and covered in blood *

it’s women’s day which means we are supposed to kiss each other 

I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me

babe pay attention i have boobs to show you

it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

like in all seriousness your fangs look beautiful in this lighting. But we have to focus

You're all just jealous because I'm sexy and overthrew God. I bet you can't even name one bad thing I've done aside from all the murder.

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care