It’s Women’s Day Which Means We Are Supposed To Kiss Each Other 

if you have nothing to do later may i suggest Falling in love with me

well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over but i guess finding love is cool too

You're not rotten work. Not to me. But i will be to you so watch out

damn girl what those claws do? destroy? thats awesomeeee i love it

“bear with me” you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods

a woman will be a literal ray of sunshine and post things like "normalize evil women" unprovoked

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying

they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad