*pacing Around In Circles Like A Dog* It’s Fine It’s Fine It’s Sssoooooo Fine I’m Normal

does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me

[falls in the shower] parkour

if you have nothing to do later may i suggest Falling in love with me

ive noticed a trend of a lot of my problems being traced to me but lets not imply causation here folks

it's called gay rights bc i'm gay and i'm always right

"what do you do in spare time" i yearn and i dream about a life where im loved and nothings ever wrong and it takes up all of my evenings and weekends doing that

Lesbians will see a girl using a weapon expertly and lose all higher cognitive functioning for 5 min

Who is the biggest hater in history?

Me when I'm in a mood

me, shoving my repressed feelings back into the void: wew! that was wild, huh

sorry for lashing out at you dude. in my rage i mistook you for a piece of shit