I'm On Some Kind Of Gayass Journey

fuckkkk spilled some awesomesauce on my huge cleavage

GUARDS!! console me

does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

Are y’all like gay or something

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

sorry for lashing out at you dude. in my rage i mistook you for a piece of shit

sorry I didn't listen to anything you just said I was busy thinking about when I can interrupt with my funnier, more superior story