Would You Put A Discarded Fruit Sticker On My Forehead In Whimsical Jest Yes Or No

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

loveee a girl who lightly bullies me but if anyone is mean to me she will kill them

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

can you hold my hand it's my first time killing and im kind of nervous

horny but in a really romantic kind of way unfortunately

[falls in the shower] parkour

yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess