Actually No, We're Not "dating". We're Bound Together For Infinity. Like The Stars. So, Fuck You, Actually.

if you have nothing to do later may i suggest Falling in love with me

I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me

horny but in a really romantic kind of way unfortunately

are you obsessed with me? were you obsessed with me? will you be obsessed with me? when will you be obsessed with me?

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

a woman will be a literal ray of sunshine and post things like "normalize evil women" unprovoked

sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying

stop glorifying people who aren’t me

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning