Man I Have Really Great Tits

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

it's your right as a pedestrian to cross the street whenever you feel like it

where?

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

aside from being the worst person alive i am literally perfect

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

"what do you do in spare time" i yearn and i dream about a life where im loved and nothings ever wrong and it takes up all of my evenings and weekends doing that

I'm like if a sensitive sweetheart was a bit bitter and loathesome