PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS BEAUTIFUL KILL ME BEFORE I HAVE TO START WRITING THIS GODFORSAKEN

ME. i will dedicate an hour of my day, everyday, for the next couple of weeks to sitting down and thinking only of you if you pick me

Amazing God who is divine and deserves the universe (me) x sopping wet kitty (who?)

"this fit eats!" but then the fit is just being skinny...😭

i'm so surprised no one's fallen in love with me yet

i hate that i can't be considered a reliable narrator of my life

i'm sensing many bad things yet to come, this is worrying

any storyline conveyed in the form of a manga will simply never enter my brain, i wish it didn't have to be like this

fuck she realized how horrible i am this is over isn't it

things i desperately need (pt.3):

someone to sit in a field with me while we share earphones and listen to

...noodle sex???😭😭

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

one day i'll kill myself and everyone will be soooo sad and all the people i tried being friends with that didn't return my efforts will realize they missed out on the most amazing person they could ever possibly meet. then they'll kill themselves too and i won't feel bad about it bc i'm also dead and we'll be friends in the afterlife or our graves or whatever. i'll also make sure to write some hilarious jokes in my suicide note. if i'm not funny, i'm not me. also my grave will always have sparkles around it because i'm very magical and cool. thank you for listening to my ted talk