Having Depression Makes Your Friends Seem Like The Coolest Most Put Together People On Earth Like Wow...

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

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Bandai Digirobo Tokima

Robot Watch 1998.

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2 years ago

gl!ranboo doodle sheet bc i am actually going insane

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1 year ago

i went online and saw scary sex so im petioning we shut down websites. no more loud and scary sex on my tv.

^this guy cant handle the "PENIS FRIGHT" !

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1 year ago

Charlie slimecicle (he's creating the most tragic character known to man)

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2 years ago

Just got hit by a 1-2 combo

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asurprisingnumberofbees

1 year ago

Four panel meme. Panel 1: Photo of a kelp forest. Text reads: Good afternoon girl i am in the water. Panel 2: Photo of a sea star in kelp forest, with urchins in the background. Text reads: Help girl there are urchins here. Panel 3: Photo of three sea urchins on a structure. Text reads: Girl where are you I am being eaten. Panel 4: Photo of rocky seafloor covered in sea urchins. Text reads: Girl why I am now an urchin barren. End description.

Four panel meme.
Panel 1: Photo of shark with it's mouth open jumping out of the water. Text above image reads: How sharks are portrayed in the media.
Panel 2: Photo of shark calmly swimming. Text on the image reads "imma do a swim" and "blub blub". Text above image reads: Sharks irl.
Panel 3: Photo of dolphin looking happy and energetic. Text above image reads: How dolphins are portrayed in the media.
Panel 4: Poorly-lit photo of dolphin in dark water, floating upright and looking terrifying. Text above image reads: Dolphins irl. End description.

Photo of a sea pig and tripod fish facing each other, edited to look like they are holding wine glasses. Top text: It's been one of those weeks... Bottom text: Pass the detrius! End description.

Dump Of My Favorite Marine Biology Memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸

Photo of a bluntnose sixgill shark biting a fibre optic cable. Top text: I FUCKING. Bottom text: LOVE BITING FIBRE OPTIC CABLES. End description.

Photo of an ocean sunfish basking at the surface. Top text reads: Im f. Bottom text: Im fucking thermally recharging following dives into deeper cooler water in order to feed. End description.

Photo of a white shark with two layers of text, one covering the other. Background text reads: My skin is so fucking my skin is so rough you'll cut your hand. Foreground text says: Come here my skin is very smooth and soft. End description.

Two panel meme. Panel 1: Photo of child sitting at desk and gazing upward peacefully. Text reads: Me thinking about how sharks are older than dinosaurs, trees, and Saturn's rings. Panel 2: Photo of child crying with their hand on their forehead and drawing with a crayon, clearly upset. Text reads: Me thinking about how humans kill over 100 million sharks a year and around 30% of species are threatened by extinction. End description.

Four panel comic of an orca whale in a trial setting.
Panel 1: Porpoise and seal wearing suits. Seal speaks: "Would the defendant tell the court exactly..."
Panel 2: Focus on seal. Seal speaks: "... What kind of whale you are?"
Panel 3: Cut to orca whale in witness stand. Orca speaks: "Well, I'm... uh..."
Panel 4: Porpoise jumps into frame in front of orca. Porpoise speaks: "Objection!" End description.

Photo of an ocean sunfish. Top text: "Bro hes swimming" Bottom text: "Bottom Text". End description.

Meme format of woman yelling at salad cat. Panel one: Woman yelling and pointing with other woman behind her. Text reads: People calling oceans "shark infested". Panel two: Cat looking disgruntled. Text reads: Sharks literally just vibing in their natural habitat. End description.

dump of my favorite marine biology memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸

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asurprisingnumberofbees

6 months ago

The veil is thick here..... I sense fuck all

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asurprisingnumberofbees

5 months ago

these are the miserable remains of a chestnut weevil (Curculio elephas) who will never again feel the joy of a freshly drilled acorn after unspeakable atrocities were perpetrated upon her by me

this is her thirty seconds later. the atrocities that she miraculously recovered from included "being gently scooped up from a branch"

(September 1st, 2024)

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2 years ago

autism jesus

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asurprisingnumberofbees

1 year ago

"but how does the giant monster consume enough calories to eat?' fuck YOU it's part of a lush ecosystem that isn't depicted onscreen. Yeah let's just pause the adventure to discuss trophic levels and ATP transfer between subterranean bacterial colonies. Fucking clown. Yeah let's just halt the whole adventure to talk about how the iron-poor planet never developed a magnetosphere, thus the cellular life can harvest energy from cosmic background radiation. That's appendix shit. Moron.

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