I Went Online And Saw Scary Sex So Im Petioning We Shut Down Websites. No More Loud And Scary Sex On

I’ve only watched 5 eps but. I imagine that Vyncent Sol has a dedicated “grub hunting Tuesday night” and he returns late all covered in dirt and shit, and when Dakota asks him “how were grubs this Tuesday pal?” his eyes get all misty and distant and he doesn’t answer, but when Will asks him the exact same question he replies, “those bitches fought back but I have slain their fucking asses thank you for asking” and deposits 53 vanquished beetles directly into Will’s lap

Say what you want about charlie slimecicle but that man can rock a monologue. Gillion? Multiple times. Somehow fucking gegg? Incredible, what a specimen.

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

i hauve a cold

Do you understand waking up at 3 am and seeing my twitter explode with this clip of Charlie Slimecicle ripping open his shirt

Just got hit by a 1-2 combo

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

Charlie slimecicle (he's creating the most tragic character known to man)