Rewriting The Cigarettes Out The Window Knoxville Fic, Cus I Don’t Rlly Like It

if i wrote abt how he acts in my fame dr would y’all like it 🤨🤨 be fr w me 🤨

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE MOODBOARD

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should i make a fanfic for percy jackson abt all my oc’s? no but i probs will lmao

A bam x male reader museum date would be cool

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑’𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊

— b. margera

# II. -+ museum date w/ margera. [ one-shot - fluff - m!reader]

editors note: hope u like it <3!

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“C’mon Bam!” you whine as you tug on your boyfriend’s arm. You were basically dragging him up the stairs to the museum in front of you. It was a cute date idea, and for once, bam complied with it. “Okay, okay!” he said through light chuckles. It was mostly empty when you entered, so no one was really bothered when they heard the stupid giggles of you and Bam.

Even when you guys got to the exhibit you wanted to see and didn’t have to drag bam anymore, you didn’t stop holding his hand. You drew light circles on his hand with your thumb as your fingers linked together, with you pointing out each interesting thing about what you two were looking at and explaining it to him. And every once in a while, you’d whisper it into his ear, for you knew it tickled him, and you two would share sweet giggles in that moment.

Once you guys were done with looking around the room and started to walk out, your eyes were still looking at everything you could, taking it all in. Bam noticed this with the signature glint of mischief in his eyes. Before you guys got even 3 feet near the exit of this exhibit, he pulled your arm and started running in the hallway to the next one.

Eventually, you guys found an empty hallway, with absolutely no-one in sight. And with Bam being Bam, he insisted on taking his shoes off and sliding across the smooth wood with you catching him. He knocked into you with so much force, you two hit the wall. But that didn’t matter. You two were laughing as hard as you could while you slid down the wall.

What you both didn’t notice though, was that with the loud thud and maniac laughter, you attracted a guard. So as soon as you heard heavy footsteps, you and Bam ran while you could as he hurriedly grabbed his shoes. While running Bam saw an interesting exhibit and saw it as an opportunity to hide. As you guys inspected everything your eyes could take in, you both made a mutual decision that it was best to go to one last room before leaving. Or making a run for it as Bam put it.

You made your way to your last exhibit, looking at everything you could. You and bam both came to a stop and leaned against one of the walls, just for a little rest. You feel bam rest his head against your shoulder. You ever so gently look over at him, like if you moved too fast, he’d disappear. When you look at him, there’s nothing but true love in your eyes. You slightly smile as you softly kiss his head, and then rest your head on-top of his with your arm around him.

parallels pt. 2

romanticizing being a jackass member.

TMNT CHAT FIC 📁

*y/n added 4 people to the group-chat*

rae-rae: what is this

sk8er boi: it’s 3 am ??

y/n: so??

sk8er boi: k.

Da vinky 😦⁉️: are you guys still awakf

nerd 🥱👎🏼: typo

y/n: i’m not gonna take this from someone who don’t know how to spell

nerd 🥱👎🏼: ^^ coming from someone who once tried to spell “dont” as “doint”

y/n: MF.

rae-rae: LMFAO LOSER

sk8er boi: dang y’all noisy 🙁😢

y/n: stfu i heard ur wet dream like two days ago u ain’t slick 🤨

rae-rae: get his ass

Da vinky 😦⁉️: shut up raph, we heard yours too.

y/n: GET HIS ASS BFF

nerd 🥱👎🏼: YUH YUH

sk8er boi: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

y/n: WAIR ITS 3:33 I GOTTA MAKE A WISH

nerd 🥱👎🏼: it’s 3:33 not 11:11?????? 🤨

y/n: STFU.

rae-rae: i wish that you would stfu

y/n: dies

sk8er boi: don’t die shawty … </3

Da Vinky 😦⁉️: what am i going to do with you guys.

nerd 🥱👎🏼: ig SOMEONES annoyed 🙄😒

Da Vinky 😦⁉️: me.

rae-rae: oh well stay annoyed

Da Vinky 😦⁉️: fuck you

y/n: LMFAO I HEARD FOOTSTEPS

y/n: the girls r fighting 😱😱‼️‼️

y/n: don’t worry raphie bae i’ll film it for u <33

sk8er boi: NO STOP BC I JUST HEARD LEOS DOOR OPEN

nerd 🥱👎🏼: WAIT SHIT

nerd 🥱👎🏼: NAH CUS I GOTTA SEE THIS

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Da Vinky 😦⁉️ = Leo

rae-rae = Raphael

nerd 🥱👎🏼 = Donnie

sk8er boi = Mikey

y/n did in fact, record the fight for raph.

this is so unfair i love them both

guys im actually writing a g way x reader bc im mentally ill and have entered my emo phase

good luck to y'all

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update edit: it’s up

fun fact i have a jackass x one direction dr

r we just gonna not talk about how there was a jackass reference in the song 2 movie ??