Things about the MCU I just really love:
Tony naming all of his robots and talking to them like they’re humans.
Peter’s electron pun shirt.
“Punk.” “Jerk.”
The really close up selfies Ned and Peter have as each other’s profile pictures.
The in-universe accepted theory that Steve is on the moon.
Waiting in a dark theater for minutes only to be greeted with, “Hi, I’m Captain America. Here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a soldier or student can have. Patience.”
Tony calling Morgan “Morguna”
Clint giving his son the middle name Pietro.
The Stan Lee tribute opening.
The baby monitor protocol.
The boy in tfa that got knocked into the water and said “Go get him! I can swim!”
Korg.
The build up of the shared genius of Dr. Banner and Tony Stark ™ only for Shuri to casually show them up within five minutes of them being in her lab.
Tony getting a cheeseburger as soon as he got away from his kidnappers and Morgan asking for a cheeseburger after his funeral.
The Dora Milaje!!!!!
The giant Thomas the Train toy crashing through the side of the house.
Unpopular opinion:
Spain raised Romano and is a father figure to him.
Also Romerica is amazing change my mind
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i just finished reading a very angsty dennor fic and can’t stop feeling weird.... any good dennor fuc recomandations that at least end with a happy ending? i’m up to anything as long as it’s happy ending
Kicked out of the operating room for making a bzzt noise every time the surgeon touches the edge of the incision
What do the members of the Batfamily want for Christmas? No one asked but I headcannoned it either way:
Bruce: Nothing. At least, that’s what he says. But it’s a boldfaced lie. What Bruce actually wants for Christmas? One of those cheap ass plastic drones you can buy at Best Buy or Walmart. He’s saw them on a commercial once and back in ‘08 and has wanted one ever since. Dick is the only one privy to this information, and as such makes it a point to get one for Bruce each year. (They have a tradition on New Years to fly it around the Batcave until it inevitably breaks and cackle wildly at how stupid it looks.)
Dick: Olaplex and a 401k. However, when Christmas Day comes around, he gladly accepts the bougie shampoo/conditioner but refuses to accept the half-mil check Bruce left in his stocking. (He doesn’t need daddy’s money, Bruce, seriously lay off—)
Jason: a crowbar. He asks for this as a joke and gets pissed when Dick actually gets him one. He spends half an hour chasing Dick though the Manor, cursing him out and threatening to beat him up with the menorah. They almost set the Christmas tree on fire. When they’re done Bruce awkwardly gifts Jason a signed, collector’s copy of the Hunger Games trilogy. (He’s wanted it since he was twelve.)
Cass: she’s more of an experiment type of person, and asks to go see a new ballet that’s premiering in downtown. Bruce gives her a cute card with a promise to take her out on a daddy-daughter date to the Gotham Theater. (He rented out the whole place—they’re getting a private showing.)
Tim: Starbucks. Like, the company. Says it’s because he wants to start a monopoly on coffee to insure that his supply won’t be cut off, and price cap the Carmel macchiatos at $3. Bruce gets him a gift card instead.
Steph: Ugg Slippers. Remember that infamous video of that teenage girl getting Ugg slippers and being so so excited and running around the house screaming while her dad was confused and saying, “they’re just slippers…?” Yes. Yes this is Steph and Bruce.
Duke: for a heating system to be installed in his armor. Jesus Christ, it gets cold in Gotham in February, and the insulation is good but Duke’s the type of person who always had cold hands and feet, so he really fucking needs that armor update. (Bruce actually fixes this before Christmas and gets Duke a subscription for Planet Fitness because he saw a commercial for it at work. Duke is confused. Bruce is trying.)
Damian: an Alpaca. Surprisingly, he actually gets this. Bruce legit imports an alpaca from, like, whenever the heck those things come from and gifts it to Damian on Christmas with a bright red bow. (When Dick asks why he never got a hamster all those years ago when he asked, Bruce says it’s because Damian will actually keep the Alpaca alive. Dick has no further argument.)
(Bonus +!) Alfred: a Keurig. He asks for this every year. At this point he has a stockpile of Keurigs and truly, truly does not need an another one, but it’s all that he asks for so that’s what he’s getting. (The kids all write heartfelt letters though to put in his stocking, which is what Alfred actually wants for Christmas.)
Little headcanons I have for the Nordics: Sweden addition
He can’t stand bitter things. He has a huge sweet tooth and uses up most of the family’s sugar and creamer for his coffee. Unless he needs to wake up, most of the time he just drinks hot chocolate anyway. At this point, Iceland won’t drink hot chocolate unless Sweden makes it from scratch. It’s godly. Aside from that, he’s a great baker. He often makes cinnamon rolls in the morning before the rest of the house wakes up.
It’s the middle of the night. Chiron should probably get some sleep. Looking out of his window he sees two boys, they’re stargazing. Achilles! He thinks. Patroclus!
It’s only then that he realises that Patroclus’ skin is way too white and as glorious as Achilles was, he definitely didn’t light up like a glow stick in the night. It’s not them. It’s just Nico and Will.
It’s been over 2000 years, they’re dead, Chiron, they’re dead.
Do you guys ever think about how Ahsoka must have felt when Anakin turned? Beyond just the feelings of guilt. I mean, she never got an explanation for why he turned. That “we’ll catch up later” turned into never, and for 14 years she thought he was dead. Until one day everything clicks together. You can’t tell me that Ahsoka wasn’t rightfully angry when she found out that *everything* she went through- the 10,000 Jedi slaughtered - the hundreds of thousands of clones that were turned into mindless slaves of the empire- the *children* that were murdered and sold and brainwashed- that she wasn’t angry. Because she went through hell and back only to find out that Anakin caused it. Somewhere in there she’s still a 16 year old child who was abandoned by the only people she called home. And she remembers that. And she remembers how *betrayed* she felt when she found out it was Barris who framed her. Of course she felt guilt, depression, and remorse, but she also had to live with the knowledge that her master (her brother) caused it.