The Queen Has Returned

How is kakashi even allowed to be a ninja anymore like how can he do ninja things when every time he goes to a village everyone is just like

What do the members of the Batfamily want for Christmas? No one asked but I headcannoned it either way:

Bruce: Nothing. At least, that’s what he says. But it’s a boldfaced lie. What Bruce actually wants for Christmas? One of those cheap ass plastic drones you can buy at Best Buy or Walmart. He’s saw them on a commercial once and back in ‘08 and has wanted one ever since. Dick is the only one privy to this information, and as such makes it a point to get one for Bruce each year. (They have a tradition on New Years to fly it around the Batcave until it inevitably breaks and cackle wildly at how stupid it looks.)

Dick: Olaplex and a 401k. However, when Christmas Day comes around, he gladly accepts the bougie shampoo/conditioner but refuses to accept the half-mil check Bruce left in his stocking. (He doesn’t need daddy’s money, Bruce, seriously lay off—)

Jason: a crowbar. He asks for this as a joke and gets pissed when Dick actually gets him one. He spends half an hour chasing Dick though the Manor, cursing him out and threatening to beat him up with the menorah. They almost set the Christmas tree on fire. When they’re done Bruce awkwardly gifts Jason a signed, collector’s copy of the Hunger Games trilogy. (He’s wanted it since he was twelve.)

Cass: she’s more of an experiment type of person, and asks to go see a new ballet that’s premiering in downtown. Bruce gives her a cute card with a promise to take her out on a daddy-daughter date to the Gotham Theater. (He rented out the whole place—they’re getting a private showing.)

Tim: Starbucks. Like, the company. Says it’s because he wants to start a monopoly on coffee to insure that his supply won’t be cut off, and price cap the Carmel macchiatos at $3. Bruce gets him a gift card instead.

Steph: Ugg Slippers. Remember that infamous video of that teenage girl getting Ugg slippers and being so so excited and running around the house screaming while her dad was confused and saying, “they’re just slippers…?” Yes. Yes this is Steph and Bruce.

Duke: for a heating system to be installed in his armor. Jesus Christ, it gets cold in Gotham in February, and the insulation is good but Duke’s the type of person who always had cold hands and feet, so he really fucking needs that armor update. (Bruce actually fixes this before Christmas and gets Duke a subscription for Planet Fitness because he saw a commercial for it at work. Duke is confused. Bruce is trying.)

Damian: an Alpaca. Surprisingly, he actually gets this. Bruce legit imports an alpaca from, like, whenever the heck those things come from and gifts it to Damian on Christmas with a bright red bow. (When Dick asks why he never got a hamster all those years ago when he asked, Bruce says it’s because Damian will actually keep the Alpaca alive. Dick has no further argument.)

(Bonus +!) Alfred: a Keurig. He asks for this every year. At this point he has a stockpile of Keurigs and truly, truly does not need an another one, but it’s all that he asks for so that’s what he’s getting. (The kids all write heartfelt letters though to put in his stocking, which is what Alfred actually wants for Christmas.)

Kicked out of the operating room for making a bzzt noise every time the surgeon touches the edge of the incision

Mobius defending his decision to trust Loki to the TVA

the day that the lotus hotel episode of the percy jackson series airs gay people online will become more annoying than ever before. people zooming in on grainy images of extras. people screaming when they see someone with dark hair. the specter of nico di angelo shall be upon us

Council: Obi-Wan is too young to teach, Anakin is too old to learn, it's a recipe for disaster.

Kanan: Yeah well, I never became a knight, my apprentice is a heavily traumatized teenager who's being raised in a war zone, and yet while he's not perfect he hasn't fallen. It's a trick I call "a loving supportive environment" and "validation of his feelings".

I didn’t have it in myself to go with grace

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Top 3 ships: for Hetalia, probably GerIta DenNor and SuFin. In general, Millie and Christopher from the Chrestomanci series, Sophie and Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle, and Yuuri and Viktor from Yuri on Ice

Lipstick or chapstick: neither, really. I hate the feeling of both but I’d have to say lipstick because I really don’t care about how chapped my lips are

Last movie: we watched the Lion King in orchestra today and I sobbed for at least twenty minutes

Last song: The Lion King soundtrack during the next period

Last book: I’m currently reading Chains by Laurie Halse

Most of these blogs probably won’t see this but it would be cool if you continued the chain. I look up to you guys a lot!

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Tag Game!!

I was tagged by @shakespeareanqueer !!

Rule: Tag 9 people you wanna know better!

Top 3 ships - I dont do ships, they disappoint me. *jumps into a pose*

Lipstick or Chapstick -

c h a p s t i c k

Last Song - Billie Jean by Michael Jackson!!

Last Movie - 1917, made me cry. I am very picky about movies too so please go watch this movie!!

Reading -

Novel : 'A Game of Thrones' by George RR Martin

Manga : 'Kimetsu No Yaiba'

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