GO GET UR WIFE SUAšš
so cute!!!
Sylus is the type of dude to give you his credit card and lets you go fucking nuts with it.
Hell he encourages you to get that thing youāve been wanting but couldnāt since it wasnāt easily affordable. He wants you to use his card, heās rich and heād be offended if the shit you bought didnāt even make a dent on his wallet.
Heās got rooms big enough to house ALL OF YOUR HYPERFIXATIONS!
Treat yourself! Treat yourself! Treat yourself!
Donāt be afraid because Sylus gave you his card for a reason, and if he sees youāre not spending enough? Heāll buy shit for you on your behalf behind your back.
If youāre nervous that what youāre buying is too expensive? Heāll scoff at the price tag and tell you to aim HIGHER! again heāll buy you it himself if youāre too nervous to do so because he can easily get back the money you spent with his business ventures and whatnot.
(This man bought my brain and lives in it lavishly. Thank god for Sylus!)
nanamin's #1 fan!!!!
get ready with me š
Spooky season is almost there...who you gonna call?
Isn't he just dreamy!!
"match my freak!" match my sweetness. match my benevolence. match my empathy. match my ability to feel emotions so deeply it tears me apart from the inside out
She loooooves slashers
the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.
to add onto lowkeyartist!sukuna, he most definitely pulls the same nonchalant act when people start speculating if he has a baby now.
After releasing a wedding photo where your face isnāt visble (he does not want you to face the brute force of fans, and you donāt as well) finally giving the public a glimpse of his now wife, he starts uploading his normal covers and new mixes around 3 months after but because you are still the hot topic people notice your absence. Youāre out of his videos for a whole year, and people again start to speculate what is going on in Sukunaās private life.
And because of how tempting the public can be to tease, he goes live again.
Question after question start, most are of you, again. But to make the mood start off hot, he answers questions about the wedding, āhow was the wedding? It was good, was a bit nervous cause my wife and I spent months preparing, happy it all went good.ā
He edges everyone watching, answering questions about you but not in too much detail, he knows what heās doing, everyone watching too - heās not answering the burning question: where are you?
āSo, where is she? In the lounge, sheās probably watching,ā he replies, trying to remain as relaxed as possible, āShow her to us? Nah, sheās busy right now,ā
āBusy with what? My son,ā youāre in the other room giggling to yourself, kissing your sonās cheek while his dad keeps up the act of a straight face. You know after itās over, heās going to come laugh with you and your new addition about it, like how he did before.
āCan we see him? No,ā he laughs, āmy wife would kill me if you guys were to ever see him.ā
(After the live, he posted a picture of you and your son at the beach. Your son is in your arms and you both are facing away from the camera, he captions it with a heart and the internet buzzes like wildfire having finally caught a glimpse of Sukunas family)
this is the funniest thing Iāve seen in any review ever
once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see
vampire: My darling, my eternal flame, my heart's joy taken human form... you simply must drink water your blood tastes like shit.
we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you canāt write an email
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