Sylus Is The Type Of Dude To Give You His Credit Card And Lets You Go Fucking Nuts With It.

Sylus is the type of dude to give you his credit card and lets you go fucking nuts with it.

Hell he encourages you to get that thing you’ve been wanting but couldn’t since it wasn’t easily affordable. He wants you to use his card, he’s rich and he’d be offended if the shit you bought didn’t even make a dent on his wallet.

He’s got rooms big enough to house ALL OF YOUR HYPERFIXATIONS!

Treat yourself! Treat yourself! Treat yourself!

Don’t be afraid because Sylus gave you his card for a reason, and if he sees you’re not spending enough? He’ll buy shit for you on your behalf behind your back.

If you’re nervous that what you’re buying is too expensive? He’ll scoff at the price tag and tell you to aim HIGHER! again he’ll buy you it himself if you’re too nervous to do so because he can easily get back the money you spent with his business ventures and whatnot.

(This man bought my brain and lives in it lavishly. Thank god for Sylus!)