Me When It’s Time To Make Another 40+ Yr Old Man A Lesbian For The Month

Uhhh…yeah no I’m good.

Being a switch is wild because I wanna fuck a girl stupid but at the same time I wanna be fucked stupid.

I’m frightened but also intrigued by what you’ve read. And also wasn’t prepared for you to answer.

Completely random but have you ever read any fanfiction about yourself or the other ghostbusters? Sorry if you’ve answered this before.

Oh, absolutely.

It’s a trip.

I GOT A GIRLFRIEND FINALLY AFTER LITERAL YEARS BEING SINGLE

Hey theatre people, how the fuck do I make a technical resume? Please help 😭

SO I FINALLY BEAT ABIGAIL

Guess which bitch that swore to never write on Wattpad or use it is doing. Rewriting a terrible Remus Lupin fic they made when 12 which got stupidly popular and I hate it. Ugghhhhh.

Y’all I was watching labyrinth, again for the 800th time because ye, and came to the conclusion that Jareth would fuckin DESPISE me. Because the entire movie is just be climbing the fuckin walls of the labyrinth. Like if Jareth gonna cheat so shall I. Not to mention with the ballroom scene I’d hide in a corner, like im not tryin to find him in that sea of people, ima do what a good socially anxious person would do and hide away, he gotta find me now. Also the stairs would make me so sick, like I played a vr version of the movie that someone made on recroom and felt like I was gonna puke after a few minutes to where I had to sit down. I’d probably not even get into the ballroom scene tho just because I don’t like peaches, which is what Sarah had to eat, so here’s how that’d go down:

Hoggle: “Here eat this”

Me: “no thanks, I’ll just be hungry”

Hoggle: “but, you need to eat, it’s good.”

Me: “I don’t doubt it, I just hate peaches, too fuzzy it feels weird”

Hoggle: “well, at least Jareth cant yell at me for it.”

And the door scene im just indecisive so, both of the door scenes I’d sit there thinking, and then would climb the wall.

That tall femme short masc/ butch combo hits different.

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I love the pin of shame idea. Chastise these men

Hell yeah. I am no man’s peace