Ok Imma Give U A Real One Now I Think Prev Tastes Like Taro Boba

I drew the gang,

I was trick or treating. I was probably ten years old? I dressed as a carrot and spent a really long time on my orange face paint. My friend and I went to this house with a maga sign. Typically, we wouldn’t have gone there because, well, because trump, but it was Halloween. We wanted candy. The lady who answered the door gave us candy and we left. As we were walking back down her driveway, she yelled to me: “by the way, I like your orange face!” So that’s why she voted trump. Ok. Got it 👍

an actual conversation.

I’ve only seen stuff like this in screenshots.

Jumping on

@sillybisexualidot @starman-01 @jokerandthethief @hauntedmoontimetravel @i-lick-your-gun

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

funny me is doorknob yellow stapler banana tea shoe bag

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

Slay

… the day of when I start got into Heartstopper was 1 year ago on May 23rd omg-

CHAT I GOT IN

but I choose to believe that it’s cuz I’m smort and not bc of the potato I reblogged weeks before I got in

BUT EVERYONE ELSE ENJOY

listen to our released hostages and actually believe them.

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

If this gets uhhh let me think of a number… 8k I will get a skirt before the end of the summer