Have We Tried Sitting Completely Still In A Dark Room, My Liege?

craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools

Do all puppy girls go to heaven??

call me chef the way i be. cooking

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

I feel weird and nervous about everything goodbye

you will not replace me

You bat your eyelashes...

Magnus Protocol staff!! (Shoulda given them dumbass lanyards)

They rot my brain oh so much!!! Ignore horrible lighting it’s late this guy wants bed-