Carrying All The Groceries Up So My Wife Doesnt Have To

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

Magnus Protocol staff!! (Shoulda given them dumbass lanyards)

They rot my brain oh so much!!! Ignore horrible lighting it’s late this guy wants bed-

Do all puppy girls go to heaven??

Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

does anyonw want to play surgery. with me

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

Two Women Kissing in Nature (b. 1859)

— by Georges Rochegrosse