Wake Me Up

JURASSIC PARK (1993)

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

How to make a 紫砂壶 zishahu (Chinese boccaro teapot/ Yixing clay teapot)

cr: 拾七紫砂

Love how the villain in Morbius is fucking Matt Smith and I have seen like, one tumblr post about it. This is simultaneously about how tumblr has changed and how no one has seen the movie.

Hmm

You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

commercial: Valentine's Day is coming and you know what that means *wink*

me: uhmmm

commercial: *throws condoms at me* heRE YA GO

me: *pTERRdaCTYl SCrEECH* NoOOO

Danny waking up the ghosts in the Overlook

wait, no?

she's saying no?

huh

I didn't know that was an option