EVERYONE DESERVES RESPECT

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Ideal ship dynamic: exactly this

ronny/lily | Barry (2018– )

danny in 2x01: i need to keep the peace and honor matt murdock’s legacy by fighting bad guys and protecting this city

danny in 2x02 through 2x10: [stressed all the time, hasn’t slept since in 29 days, gets betrayed by joy, gets betrayed by davos, tries to host his first dinner party and fails, loses the power of the iron fist, has 2 shirts and they both have bloodstains, makes a new friend who turns out to be an assassin hired by joy, gets stabbed, gets drugged, gets his leg broken, makes everything worse every time he gets involved, gets kidnapped by a bunch of teens, pushes his relationship with colleen to the breaking point, almost dies a lot, constantly on the verge of tears]

danny in 2x10: i gotta get outta this city

Things that actually happened in BBC Merlin:

uther married an actual, literal troll

goblin-gaius spit mead all over leon

every single knight in the area got scared because gwaine bit into an apple

old-man merlin used three knights as stairs

merlin knocked out an entire guardsman post with barrels

the same goblin-gaius slapped uther's bald head

Arthur got halfway turned into a donkey

gwaine set his socks on fire

brought back a good character just to get rid of him again

merlin spend an entire minute (or so) of screen time ranting about how hard life is

the future king of Camelot fell asleep in a bowl of soup

a wildorren peed on gwaine

gaius accidentally dressed Arthur in a woman's nightgown

merlin magically made Arthur's pants fall down in a council meeting so he could steal Arthur's keys

Gwen got turned into a deer

whilst trying to assassinate Arthur, merlin knocked himself out on a bedpost

merlin forged a royal document so his friend could be a knight

after being knocked unconscious, Arthur thought he killed a dragon based on zero supporting evidence other than merlin saying "oh yeah you killed 'em"

a marble (or stone) statue turned into a rottweiler

prince and servant(tm) put some random berry juice on themselves to prevent being eaten by a mega mole

Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.

The relationship I have with romance is like a horror story. I can enjoy it in media when well executed, but in real life my reaction to someone pursuing me romantically and pursuing me with an axe are more or less the same

Addams Family Values dir. Barry Sonnenfeld | 1993

Pushing Daisies | 2x04 “Frescorts”