As A Seminari I Can Confirm Things Often Get Rather Faggy

I have gone too soft. I need to become horny and evil again

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has anyone done it yet

Paleontologist: I became a paleontologist because dinosaurs are cool

Astronomer: I became an astronomer because space is cool

Chemist: I became a chemist because explosions are cool

Archeologist: I became an archeologist because Indiana Jones is cool

Mycologist: I. Fucking. LOVE. Mushrooms.

Paleontologist: Uh…

Mycologist: IWillLiterallyMurderYouJustSoICanWatchFungiBreakDownYourDecayingRemainsDon’tTestMeBoneBoy

♡ Imagane... ♡

♡Joker holding you while you cry after a panic attack ♡

♡Joker giving you a bath and feeding you soup when you are sick♡

♡Joker tucking a strand of hair behind your ear and asking "Why So Serious?" to try to cheer you up when you are sad♡

♡Joker letting his painted red smile slip, just for a moment, after answering a phone call from Hospital saying you got hit by a car. He cries one tear ♡

♡ Joker being vulnerable with you and crying on your lap as you stroke his hair with your one good arm Other one fell off in car crash ♡

♡Joker's eyes lighting up fondly as he looks at you, his gaze softening when he thinks you aren't looking ♡

♡ Joker finding the man who ran you over in a hit and run, beating him up and crying FUCKER! SHE LOST HER FUCKING ARM BECAUSE OF YOU! then he gasps and wimpers so sad for you♡

♡Joker giving you head♡

Need Advice

Let's say someone has a long felt object stuck inside of a tight hole and they need to have the felt object removed? Note that cutting the hole open is not an option.

my liege are you a rarijack or a appledash fan

In my AU, everyone is Applejack's bitch. She is the top Dom, the big daddy Alpha. All the ponies in Equestria yearn for a tate of her Apple if you know what I am saying. So much so they are willing to kill for her. They make her an Alicorn and she takes over Equestria with her Harem

Double cake 🍰

Nobody:

JD Vance:

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation