Paleontologist: I Became A Paleontologist Because Dinosaurs Are Cool

Nobody:

JD Vance:

I close my eyes, the image fresh:

A nightmare cloaked in rotting flesh;

Tell me, brother, where you trot

To restlessly escape the rot?

I taste the sour bile of grief,

My throat constricts without relief;

I weep for those who ran the course,

Those eaten by the Winner Horse.

Cancel me if you like, but Oscar the Grouch is much more "dilfy" and "sexable" than any of your tasteless Tumblr Sexy Man. Sans Undertale? The Onecest? Bill Triangle? Those twinks wish they were my poor little sopping wet trashcan waifu meow meow. Idiots DNI!

Double cake 🍰

Are You Even Nonby

You Mother Fucker. Do you think a Cis would be able to do this? Pulls out a gun and kills you right between the eyes. I look at you bleeding out and sigh. It didn't have to be like this. My inner Darkness took over me... I begin to cry. I am so sorry, Anon. We did not need to be enemies... We could have been Non Binary together.

u do u deny female character2 the nuance of beiing morally grey??

Yes... I mean, wait, no... I mean. The human experience is vast and filled with grey areas. Which means... if men always bad and women always good, they are not fully human?

Non Binaries are the only valid human beings? Everyone else be furry or die?

Hi my name is Don Quixote of La Mancha the Knight of the Rueful Figure and I have a rueful figure (that's how I got my name) with purple bruised ribs and tall stature and gaunt features and hair turning gray and a rather hooked aquiline nose and large black drooping mustaches and a lot of people tell me I look like Amadís of Gaul (AN: if u don’t know who he is begone!). I’m not related to Lady Oriana but I wish I was because she’s an incomparable flowering beauty. I’m a knight errant but some of my teeth and grinders are missing. I have long lank limbs. I’m also a defender of damsels, protector of orphans, succourer of the needy, righter of wrongs, undoer of injustice, and I wander a magic countryside called the mountains of Spain where I’m in my first year of knighthood (I’m forty-nine). I’m a gentleman (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly armor. I love my great-grandfather's forgotten corner of the house and I cobble together all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a doublet of fine cloth with matching shoes and velvet breeches and a helmet, morion, visor, breastplate and backpiece. I was riding outside La Mancha. It was early morning so the rays of the sun fell obliquely and the heat did not distress me, which I was very happy about. A lot of giants stared at me. I put up my pasteboard visor at them.

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

my liege are you a rarijack or a appledash fan

In my AU, everyone is Applejack's bitch. She is the top Dom, the big daddy Alpha. All the ponies in Equestria yearn for a tate of her Apple if you know what I am saying. So much so they are willing to kill for her. They make her an Alicorn and she takes over Equestria with her Harem