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Having some admin problems at uni at the moment, but it should be worked out soon I hope. Anyway, I'm exited to get back into a rhythm if I can

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Have you ever been flat out drunk and hungover and how do you deal with it?? Virgin drinker here 😭😂

For sure. This is usually how I deal with it:

Shades & lots of sleep, my advice to you is always hide your eyes when you're in public. I get really hungry when I'm hungover. Always try to eat so you don't feel lightheaded or nauseous, bread soaks up the liquor. Drink water too, helps to dilute alcohol & hydrate. Looking back on this I don't know what I was thinking. Had 3 full glasses of tequila, one Margarita, two vodka shots & two shots of rum. I was a complete mess here & I showed up to work like this (somehow managed to not get fired, but I had the worst migraine), my shades were so crooked, Lord have mercy. Please don't search my instagram, lmfao. Never drink the night before work, sweetheart. And don't toss 'em back to back if you're a lightweight.

Bye fudgemallows!!! Lmao 🤣😆

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A girl just unfollowed your boyfriend cuz he chewed her out and hurt her feelings 😂😂😂😂

Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating

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Have you ever thought abt donating your hair? It‘s gorgeous. Happy Indigenous people‘s day and happy Canadian Thanksgiving! 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇲🇨🇦

Lmao, your question made me think of Damian from Mean Girls when he complimented Cady's hair, "Is that your natural hair color? It's gorgeous."

But yeah! I do try to donate my hair at least once a year, it's pretty much the only reason I ever grow it out so long. I'm Canadian American, I live in the U.S so it's not Thanksgiving for me yet, but nonetheless thank you! ❤️💙

You gotta teach me your petty ways so I can have sassy and mean clapbacks ready like you do, cuz from what i seen you win fights with ease 💀

Of course! It's all about sarcasm, delivery and wordplay. But this isn't something that everybody can do, see you gotta have the sass and be able to execute it perfectly. ☝️

Fuck the lgbt

tumblr tuesday: animal allies

Here are the animals that live in your homes and have declared themselves allies. Give it up for Yuki, Toby, Mick, Rigel, Io, and Zendaya. Hear Yuki and obey. Yuki lives on a bird blog for birds, but we assume nice humans are allowed:

This is Toby. Toby is a cat. He lives with his human artist and supports lesbians:

Mick the Dick is a retired rat. We don’t know how he got his name but do not be fooled. Although retired, Mick is in fact still a rat:

These proud little piggies are called Rigel and Io. Rigel and Io have two mums, and they are pretty stoked about that:

Zendaya the cat knows that love is love. Her human likes MCU and writing fanfic. And Zendaya, we presume.

Imagine being 30 and being pressed over a reblog 😂😂

Chile anyways

Indoor plants 🌱