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LMAO he looks totally gone ffs

Have you ever been flat out drunk and hungover and how do you deal with it?? Virgin drinker here 😭😂

For sure. This is usually how I deal with it:

Shades & lots of sleep, my advice to you is always hide your eyes when you're in public. I get really hungry when I'm hungover. Always try to eat so you don't feel lightheaded or nauseous, bread soaks up the liquor. Drink water too, helps to dilute alcohol & hydrate. Looking back on this I don't know what I was thinking. Had 3 full glasses of tequila, one Margarita, two vodka shots & two shots of rum. I was a complete mess here & I showed up to work like this (somehow managed to not get fired, but I had the worst migraine), my shades were so crooked, Lord have mercy. Please don't search my instagram, lmfao. Never drink the night before work, sweetheart. And don't toss 'em back to back if you're a lightweight.

Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! ✨

You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!

Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.

The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!

But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.

But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!

That's all for now from the factory.

More updates to come soon! Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Me AF

Hi. Youre really attractive. Whats something that bothers you? Not pet peeves but emotionally? Goodnight 🖤🖤🖤

Small, insignificant things that the average person probably wouldn't be affected by, that shouldn't matter, often bother me, believe it or not. Thank you, btw.

Goodnight, hun. 💙

Yes Because you wont be honest :3

Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating

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Frog appreciation post!✨🍄

~ Moon gates

Why?

Because based on your previous question I already know what type of person you are. You share common personality traits and beliefs of too many followers of mine that I had to remove cause I don't want people like that following me. And those personality traits and beliefs are usually associated with a certain toxic community, which is common on tumblr, for whatever reason. I'm sure you know which I'm talking about.

~ Sources: (IG) @Jameslloydcole, @Daryadarcy 🍄🍁🍎