Had Fun Drawing This Alastor Commission For Etrnlsffrng On Twitter Doing What He Does Best. Researching

Liberal feminists for men’s rights: "Men can cry" "Men can wear pink" "Men can wear dresses" "Men deserve flowers" "Men don’t have to pay the bills" "Men deserve princess treatment too" "Men's mental health matters" "Men deserve better" "Feminism is about equality" 🥺

Liberal feminists for women’s rights: "Women can sell their body to make money" "Women can wear sexy revealing clothes" "Women can be housewives serving their husbands" "Women can enjoy violent sex" "Women can have casual sex with men" "Feminism is about choice" 😍

An Alastor Theory

So we have seen that Alastor didn't change his coat for Halloween...

...nor for Christmas...

So what if his coat means something for him.

That's will explain his reaction with Sir Pentious in ep. 2 and why he hurried to the tailor.

I think he changed it rarely and that's why it is "ragged"

Maybe the coat was a gift from someone?

Also

"You would if you wanted*

*advice that I already tried and failed many times to achieve*

*dismissing the bad sensation and burnout of doing x thing the older person can do easier just so you look "lively" to them*

*older person is radical and progressive yet subtly ableistic*

the way that when youre a young adult who is disabled/chronically ill older people often say things like

“just wait until youre my age”

“you young people are so soft now”

“when i was your age i wouldn’t have complained like this”

but when a child is disabled they consider it tragic, what do they think happens to disabled children do they not grow up to be disabled young adults? 😭

Mental illness doesn't excuse someone being an asshole. But assholes STILL deserve mental help. It doesn't matter how much you hate them or how unlikable they are. They are still a person.

Do yall... think that Alastor LIKES being a deer?

We joke about him hating his adorable, prey-like fluffiness, but

He's dressed up as Rudolph, has deer memorabilia and decor, and plays with his ears even when it's not necessary. His antlers turn into creepy branches when he's transforming or just excited in general.

I genuinely think he is pretty fond of his deerness. Maybe likes being underestimated because of his deer traits and conversely likes how scary and off-putting they are when he transforms?

It would honestly be cute AND support our 'Alastor loves hell' theory.

there’s so much research that shows how harmful porn is towards the treatment of women and children so asking why women are against porn is such an ignorant question. it’s common sense for women to be against an industry that is run by human trafficking and rape.

us disabled people should be given the power to project our disability onto any ableist that tries to downplay it or judge us for it. they'd crumble in an instant.

Do you want this *drops Cursed cat alastor*

"Do I want what-"

Art credit to @paranoart

"I have no idea what this is!"

"Alastor is aroace, Viv is just afraid to make it canon because she doesn't want people fighting more about shipping then they already do."

And

"Alastor being aroace doesn't really matter when it comes to shipping because shipping as a whole is already not canon."

Are both truths that can coexist.