Poke Him With Sticks

While women and girls are the primary victims of prostitution, I do want to make it clear that I hate female pimps, too. I hate madames or whatever they call themselves. I hate the women with an OF who glamorize the lifestyle and push it onto impressionable teenage girls. And while I hate the men who pay for sex and the men who sell women and girls to other men most of all, that does not mean I don’t hate the women who are complicit in the oppression of other women.

The facility manager returns to the hotel 🏨

Radio Man

Reader: *trying to reach something on the top shelf* Alastor: *head tilt* "Do you need some help, my dear?" Reader: "Oh! Yes, please. I can't reach it-" Alastor: *moves desired object further away* "Does this help?" Reader: "uh- NO!?" Alastor: *moves it higher* "How about this?" Reader: "Alastor I am going to eat your kidneys give me the thing!" Alastor: "Hmmm.... How about-" Reader: *scuttles up onto his shoulders like a squirrel, takes the thing out of his hand and hops back onto the floor* "Thank, Mr. Step stool." *cheerfully trots off* Alastor: *eyes narrow* ".....Well played."

Shout out to disabled people who NEED (need) screen time to function or exist or socialise or communicate or anything else. I know people say screen time is bad. But if you need it for your disabilties? Use it. Please. So shout out to you.

Alastor is here for all your "Princess Consoling" needs!!!~

I dreamt Alastor was in The Little Mermaid last night, and in thinking how the movie would go down with him in it, well.. it spurred this. XD

"Welcome to the Happy Hotel!"

“Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” 🦌🎄📻✨

Who won the neck decorating contest?

It was a tie.

-joke anon

"And did you hear about the man who got a job being paid to sleep?"

"It was a dream job! Ha-HA!"