I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone
What's the absence for? Scared of us perhaps?
Absolutely terrified!
Hah, of course not, dear. The Holidays truly swept me away this time and we're preparing to air the next season very soon! It's a busy time if you can imagine.
I do hope I can return to your wonderful asks soon. I am truly sorry. For those who have been following my blog for a while, I'm sure my prolonged absences are notorious.
I simply want to put time and effort into each ask. It's a very long and delicate process if you can understand.
Reminder that hermaphrodite ORIGINALLY referred to intersex human beings and is in fact never a neutral biological term. It's a slur. Stop saying it.
ppl will be like i don’t want to read ooc fics and not realise fans have so many personal interpretations of canon that ooc means a different thing to different ppl. like my favourite fics i’ve ever read all have slightly different characterisations and yet i devour them all with hunger. what makes a fic great, to me, maybe has more to do with consistency of voice than with a consensus on what ‘in character’ means, more to do with the quality of writing and the strength of the premise and whether my heart gets shattered and healed or not
Ok so this is a bit of a crack theory, I don’t actually believe it, but it’s funny so I’m posting it anyway.
Hazbin Hotel. Alastor does not show any parental bond towards Charlie until episode 5, when Lucifer shows up. Alastor quickly deduces that Lucifer’s lackluster parenting skills is a weak point, and thus makes himself, someone Lucifer had previously dismissed as beneath him, out to be a more capable father figure.
That itself is not the theory, just the setup so we’re all on the same page. So. What if Charlie saw right through Alastor’s plan to one up her actual dad, and, fed up with Lucifer’s past behavior herself (we see earlier in the episode that she is the one who is reluctant to call Lucifer), she, hear me out, PURPOSEFULLY GOES ALONG WITH IT.
Like, she sees that Alastor doesn’t actually view her as a daughter and is just saying so to get under Lucifer’s skin, but instead of calling him out she plays along! And that’s exactly what happens in Hell’s Greatest Dad, Charlie is very much on board Alastor’s side of the song, agreeing at every opportunity, while with Lucifer she is just… lost, confused. Occasionally awed, but she never really joins in on his part.
Of course, unlike Alastor, Charlie actually has a more benign reason to be tricking her dad. She wants him to see sinners as people, and what better way to do that than to show how one of the worst sinners has helped her? And later in the episode, Alastor is the actual reason Lucifer changes his views and agrees to help Charlie with her dream! I’m too lazy to get the actual quotes, it it went something like this:
Alastor: in the background, giant, terrorizing the loan sharks
Lucifer: “This is why you can’t trust sinners, they always end up destroying everything.”
Charlie: “His method’s are a little… extreme. But he’s doing it to protect the hotel!”
Lucifer: “Uh huh. Isn’t he the reason you’re being attacked in the first place?”
Charlie: “At least he’s actually been here! How come he believes in me and you don’t.”
Lucifer: (thinking) Oh crap oh fuck
Something like that lol. Again don’t feel like finding the actual quotes. But yeah even if Alastor’s showboating about being a better father were exaggerated, the fact that he presented himself as a better father is the silver bullet Charlie needed to change Lucifer’s point of view, or at least give him a wake up call.
To reiterate, the “crack theory” part of this is just that Charlie purposefully went along with Al’s embellished motivations during Hell’s Greatest Dad. Personally I think she was blinded by Alastor’s change of tone that her optimism made her actually believe what he was saying (I think Charlie and Lucifer were the only two actually fooled by Alastor, but they were the only two that mattered for that particular trick)
Everything else, like how Charlie used Alastor twisted version of help to convince her father to help her, is either canon or a more solid theory.
I hate to break it to you friends but the excessive hate campaign of white women is, at it’s core, misogynistic.
forget being afraid of being judged as a sinner or winner, I am afraid to be judged by THEM.
𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕! 💘 she/her * 24 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 ▪︎ 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝘅 / 𝗔𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝘁 (occasionally other HH characters)
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