I’M TIRED OF SMUT, I WANT TOOTH ACHING FLUFF AND HEART SHATTERING ANGST.

Sweetheart Alastor headcanons:

(Feel free to comment yours!!)

•He prefers for you to hold onto his arm, rather than holding his hand.

•He always makes sure you eat something and will make you his mother’s recipes.

•He loves taking you on nature walks and will wait until after he takes you home to cannibalize any deer he spotted on the walk (you’re oblivious).

•Being on your phone around him is a double edged sword. He hates technology, and he hates when your attention isn’t on him.

•He opens every door for you.

•His idea of a good time out is taking you to see live performances (musicals/plays/etc.) or taking you dancing at a jazz club.

•His idea of a good time in is cooking for you and slow dancing in the kitchen to the radio.

•He lets you do his hair and makeup for fun.

•He’ll play in the snow with you and then make you hot cocoa afterwards.

•He won’t let anyone be mean to you or disrespect you. He’ll broadcast their screams the second your eyes tear up.

•He’ll constantly pick the lint off your clothes/fix your hair/re-tie your shoes/etc. (anything as an excuse to casually touch you).

•He uses his charisma as a radio host to lull you to sleep with his voice; either telling you a bedtime story or singing you a lullaby.

•He lets you tie his bowtie.

•He’ll immediately put his coat over your shoulders if there’s a slight breeze.

•He loves seeing you dress feminine, but he’ll compliment you no matter how you’re dressed.

•He lets you play with his ears (and tail).

•He fantasizes about you being his housewife and mother of his children. He would bring you flowers home every Friday.

He’s EVIL, having EVIL thoughts all the time! 👹

call us ugly to sell us shit!

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

"Disabled people can do everything abled people can!1!1!!" I'm gonna have to ask you what you think disabled means

Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

Mental illness doesn't excuse someone being an asshole. But assholes STILL deserve mental help. It doesn't matter how much you hate them or how unlikable they are. They are still a person.

THIS DESERVES SO MUCH MORE ???

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credits to @/PotatoBlu_ for the concept / idea for the artwork ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

Oh-- Thank you ;u;!!

animal crossing x hazbin