Happy 20th anniversary to Lord of the Rings, the best ’trilly’ of all time
people who are feral for tdick are my favorite. people who drool and get dizzy at the thought of someone’s bottom growth in their mouth. people who latch onto it and suck on it like their life depends on it. it’s so fucking hot for my body to be wanted like that. hit that reblog button if you’re ravenous for tcocks
Here’s some more 🧜♂️ to start your week off right! #MermaidMonday #OurFlagMeansDeath
Source: Alex Sherman on twitter
sorry i got wet when you called me a “pretty boy” can you do it again
violently making out where we just are so handsy and keep pulling eachother closer- hands in hair- grabbing clothing to get impossibility closer- whining and groaning getting all our frustration and anger out ending up finishing covered in love marks bite marks scratches panting and absolutely pleased with ourselves
hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"
by Caedmon
Crowley has written an autobiography and asked Aziraphale to be the beta reader. But is there more tucked between the pages than just a highly sensationalized version of events?
Words: 1390, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Fluff, Established Relationship, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Declarations Of Love, Attempt at Humor
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36588898
Btw every like is a kiss and every reblog is you pulling me in and making out with me sloppy style