And Let Him Go Off And Get Hurt? He Wouldn't Be So Foolish As To Give Him That Opportunity :)

This joke has been done before but that’s ok

Yeah, I’ll finish the other one but had to get this outta my head.

We need to talk, guys.. you can’t keep calling me mom. I have been tolerating it up until this point because I love you all so deeply but like…..god I fucken’ hate kids and being closely related to a person who has them is enough to make a woman take a gasoline bath and play with matches ask you nicely not to call her mom anymore. Except that one of you that called me goblin mother, that’s more like overlord shit and I will happily take that.

Anyways, I would die blissfully if Henry laid the weight of his entire mass on me and crushed me under his gloriously hairy chest..

Feasts in the night skies l Petr Horálek

"I'll be back. I promise you. And everything will be alright."

(The lady at the market hadn’t heard Ambrosius speak when she asked. He had about equal mixed feelings at being mistaken for a woman and at not being recognized.)

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Inquisitor Arlen and Dorian

The stronger dog fucks the bitches etc etc,