This Joke Has Been Done Before But That’s Ok

Headcanon for the bravest:

In The Scene™ Hans and Henry crossed only steel swords. Due to hunger and stress no one get boner and they spent... the whole night... just kissing.....

"My mother loved to listen to the orioles sing. She would stroke her belly and say, "My son should be as beautiful as that bird. Such is my wish.""

witcher!au

henry was giving brabant the dirtiest looks and i'm here for it

"You see, once I heard a French minstrel tell a tale about two knights."

hans dragging henry through the woods and supporting him while he's injured and delirious

It's still mermay so it's fitting right? Not like a chat with @brittnodo escalated into au talks and I had to draw.

Gale: Would you like a snack?

Mic: Yes.

hansry is good..

Jack, teaching himself how to fly: I can do this I can do this-

*cue to him falling off a hill because apparently his wings don’t match bird, bat, or any wings found in nature*

Jack: SCREW YOU TSAR-

*Meanwhile, in a meeting with the guardians*

Hiccup, and the rest of the Guardians: yall hear something?

HI HELLO I GOT THIS ASK AND JUST. THIS SCENE APPEARED IN MY HEAD. AND I WAS PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT DRAW IT, IVE BEEN DRAWING THIS ALL DAY I DIDN'T GET ANY WORK DONE EXCEPT THIS