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ELECTION OF 1800

Hamilton: *still crying over son’s death* Fellow Federalists: *kicks down door* IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE

Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now…

lmao why did we ever let Pitbull ruin our favorite songs in the ‘10s by coming on and saying “Dalé!” and then just leaving

Hamilton Characters as dril Tweets

Hamilton: THis is not a "Meltdown". Its a normal opinion

Burr: my entire face turns purple as i try to enjoy my cup of monday coffee while all my coworkers rush into my office to watch me fail once again

Washington: blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

Jefferson: Your "I Love TD Bank" Car Decal Fucking Sucks

Eliza: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no

Laurens: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"

Lafayette: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

Mulligan: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

Madison: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.

Angelica: i just want to find the optimal bra for sniper operations, but everyone here is so rude, and pieces of shit

Maria: the essential, Male Ass

King George III: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like "oh tortures bad" "its ineffective" fuck off

The Story of Tonight (Reprise)

Laurens: I may not live to see our glory.

Hamilton:

Lafayette:

Mulligan:

Me: YA DON'T SAY!

Christopher Jackson and Lin-Manuel Miranda 2008 vs. 2016 Tony performance

Look at our C-Jack and Lin-Man! Pride is not the word I’m looking for! (x,x)

hamilton: washington is watching from the other side!

washington, distantly: stop fucking up son

hamilton: Im nOT YoUR sOn SToP iT

Might show this to my dad 😂😂😂

The Hamilton Prayer

Our Founding Father, which art in heaven,

Forever sung be thy Name.

Thy letters come. 

Thy debt plan be done on earth, 

As it was in the 1700s.

Give us this day our daily pamphlet.

And forgive us of our unintelligence,

As we forgive those that are unintelligent towards us. 

Lead us not into the Reynolds home, 

And deliver us from the room where it happens. 

For the 10 dollar bill, 

The power, and the story is yours. 

Now and forever, 

Amen.

Laurens: It changed the meaning- did you intend this? One stroke and you’ve consumed my waking days! It says [CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED]