Hamilton Characters As Dril Tweets

Hamilton Characters as dril Tweets

Hamilton: THis is not a "Meltdown". Its a normal opinion

Burr: my entire face turns purple as i try to enjoy my cup of monday coffee while all my coworkers rush into my office to watch me fail once again

Washington: blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

Jefferson: Your "I Love TD Bank" Car Decal Fucking Sucks

Eliza: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no

Laurens: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"

Lafayette: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

Mulligan: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

Madison: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.

Angelica: i just want to find the optimal bra for sniper operations, but everyone here is so rude, and pieces of shit

Maria: the essential, Male Ass

King George III: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like "oh tortures bad" "its ineffective" fuck off