The Great Post-Hamilton Chop

How I think 2017 will go:

How 2017 will probably go:

He is so gay, I just can't help it

Lin-Manuel Miranda: Here’s Groffsauce hearing Sia’s vocals on the Hamilton Mixtape for the first time. I had the same reaction.

Washington: Hamilton did you take out the trash?

Hamilton: I tried but Jefferson is still here

Hamilton: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Burr: If you say ‘addictionary’ I swear I will cut you.

Hamilton: I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better.

Girl: What an ass!

Jefferson: Oh thank you

Jefferson to an unimpressed Madison: I know she probably meant that I was an ass but you know you just gotta take what you get

                                              The world will never be the same.

➤ Hamilton as Captain America: Civil War AU (with thanks to @rob-anybody, @shapechangersinwinter and @fyeahlilbit3point0)

Hercules: Why is Alex on the rooftop?

Lafayette: He likes to be tall.

IT JUST DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER

THAT’S THE WORST THING

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE

AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT’S GOTTEN THE WORST

NOPE

Washington: who’s Laurens talking to? 

Hamilton: some dude 

Washington: some dude? that’s messed up he’s trying to make you jealous 

Hamilton: *sweating* jealous, I ain’t jealous I can take all these fellas whatever

Bunk beds are human shelves