White Dad At A BBQ 😂

I maintain that Hey There Delilah by Plain White Tees is a 450% better song if it’s about a guy who’s lost custody of his daughter

What the heck did you do?

Christopher Jackson’s last performance as George Washington in Hamilton: An American Musical on Broadway

Find a partner that will rap New York traffic conditions to you

The Great Post-Hamilton Chop

To the person reading this, I hope tonight treats you gently, and that tomorrow looks brighter

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

Hamliza Pregnancy/Fluff Aesthetic! 💝

Washington: Alexander why do you have a bunch of small purple bruises on your neck and collarbone?

Alex: Uhhhhhh...they're kisses from the universe

John: I'm the universe