Alexander Hamilton

High School Hamilton

*Jefferson runs down hallway at full speed*

Hamilton: What’s up with him?

Laurens: They’re serving Mac and Cheese at lunch today.

Why does this sound like Animal Crossing?

Me: hey tell me a story!

Big old squirrel: *pulls a thousand dollars out of its ass and hands it to me.* here you go! I think you’re just spectacular :)

Me: that’s not a Fucking story

is this an in the heights reference

rip vine

Please take this time to imagine Jasmine Cephas Jones singing burn

Okieriete Onaodowan requested by @jolleydolley

Perfect day off: “As crazy as it sounds, sitting on my couch, playing Xbox, and eating ice cream… ideally with the windows closed.”

Hamilton Characters as 21 Chump Street Lyrics

(Another in my series, see my blog for Hamilton as Hairspray, HSM, Starkid)

Alexander Hamilton: Light skinned, puerto rican dominican long hair mature in the body like woah

Aaron Burr: In other words, Justin had made an irreversibly bad decision.

Eliza Schuyler Hamilton: Next thing you know we're texting day and night, I trust her right away...you know I never met anyone like her bro.

Angelica Schuyler Church: What the heck did you do?

John Laurens: There are kids you remember, the ones that you think about after you're gone

Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette: New York, where dreams are made!

Hercules Mulligan: For a certain someone some girl he wants to be touchin'

George Washington: Seriously these kids need to learn there are consequences in life.

King George III: Who do I have to be for you to be with me?

Samuel Seabury: LOLOLOL

Peggy Schuyler: a very pretty girl showed up

Thomas Jefferson: Are we supposed to trust him?

James Madison: There's nothing I won't do for you, I'll come through for you, every time. Just in time

Maria Reynolds: I'll find a way to repay you Justin ;)

Phillip Hamilton: He's our blood and we love him, awh little Justin is crushin!

General Charles Lee: smiley face

well my life just ended

He is so gay, I just can't help it

Lin-Manuel Miranda: Here’s Groffsauce hearing Sia’s vocals on the Hamilton Mixtape for the first time. I had the same reaction.

the other Mike Pence

So there’s a guy on Twitter who is named Mike Pence but is not the soon-to-be Vice President garbage monster. Here’s his bio:

He’s amazing. Here’s a recent tweet he posted: