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New Mature Content Warning Overlay (And How to Get Rid of It)

More fun community label "features"! Unlike the new mandatory label for #NSFW, this one is a bigger deal to me because it affects my entire blog and it can't be avoided by just using a different tag.

Apparently on custom blog layouts, if you happen to post or reblog even a SINGLE post that's been flagged with the mature content community label, a full-page warning overlay will appear blurring out your entire blog that must be manually clicked through every single time the page is refreshed. At first I thought this was just a bug due to my older layout but I've come to realize it's not. It's a feature (as confirmed by this recent changes post) that affects all custom themes. The formatting will vary based on your own theme but here's what it looks like on my blog:

I don't know about you but I find this is stupid and annoying. If it could be dismissed once and never seen again that might be one thing, but that's not the case. The vast majority of my blog is not "mature" enough to warrant such an aggressive and invasive warning. I also think pop-ups are obnoxious in general and I'll be damned if tumblr's going to force me to have one on MY blog.

After some desperate googling for a known workaround and being unable to find even a single mention of it, I decided to take on the challenge myself. I'm not a theme coder, so apologies if there's a better way to do this, but luckily it only took me like 10 minutes to figure out a simple fix, which I'm now sharing with anyone else who may want it:

.community-label-cover__wrapper {display: none}

Just copypaste that somewhere in your CSS and goodbye pop-up!

If you're not sure how to access your theme code, check out this help article. You can also add the code via the Advanced Options menu, which is actually even better (if you can get it to work, it depends on how your theme was coded), because it will then automatically be reapplied to a lot of themes without having to remember to manually add it every time if you change your theme in the future.

Obviously this will only remove it from your own blog for anyone who may visit it. If you never want to see this warning again on other people's blogs you can also add this custom filter to your ad block:

tumblr.com##.community-label-cover__wrapper

Unfortunately I do not have an easy tutorial on hand for this one as the method will depend on your specific ad block app or extension.

Some additional notes:

After adding the theme code and saving the changes, give it a minute to update as it sometimes takes a little while for the page to refresh.

The warning overlay only seems to appear if a "mature" post is on the FIRST page of your blog, which is still annoying and makes the whole thing even more pointless and stupid because what if someone visits any other page of your blog, and oh no, happens to see "mature" content they weren't warned about?!

The warning also appears on direct links to "mature" posts.

This hack has NOTHING to do with entire blogs that have been flagged as NSFW. It only works for non-flagged blogs with custom themes that happen to have individual "mature" posts.

In response to the ugly kink-shaming post that’s been going around... Milky-Maid-Library has the genius response.

I refuse to reblog it because the post was shit. It was built with malice and a need to provoke and shame. She was giddy with excitement over the furor she created, which I find pathetic.

What I DID want to share - and I hope this is okay with my sweet milky-maid - is  HER response. This young woman is a survivor of abuse and speaks with a stunning level of intelligence and logic. I read the whole thing with my mouth open. Please read and I hope you find the same feeling of genius and understanding from her that I did.

milky-maid-library

Let’s break down the issues I had with this post 🤷‍♀️ :Warning: mentions of abuse, rape, force and impregnation, abortion, Stockholm syndrome, dark Fanfiction writing, 18+ content. Discourse and argument response, controversial opinions.

“What the hell is wrong with the community?” This is my favourite comment because it really starts us off with the writers opinions in a blunt manner, we can clearly see the distress and discomfort that Dark Fanfictions and related subjects they are feeling. This will come into play later however when using the word ‘Community’.

“I’m scrolling through Tumblr in search for some well-written fic with my favorite characters and all I see is fics that are starting with warnings such as: dark!fic, non-con, degradation, possessive behavior, breeding kink, non-con/rape (like WTF!!!???), forced pregnancy (is that turning people on?!!), daddy kink (ugh), and all the other…you get the idea. And I’m wondering, what the hell happened to people?”

These tags are daunting, that’s an appropriate word, yes. The OP is not aroused by what the outside world would describe as appropriate, normal, and acceptable. However, these are fanfictions that are written, they are made for many reasons; number 1 is usually called ‘shock’ and ‘risk’ factor.

·         Dark!fic -a dark fanficition has been designed so that when we watch a film or read a book and edit a character, we can deglamourize the perfect individual or we can increase the villainy title depending on the location, time and character we are editing.

·         Degradation – degrading, humiliating and insulting a person is actually exhilarating for some couples in consensual sex. it is very popular in the bdsm community.

·         possessive behavior – this falls under the yandere, kidnapper or plain old possessive troupe of an individual, couples who do not trust one another or very very concerned person who provide signs of concern that might be rejected by their partner; the definition of a true unhealthy relationship.

·         breeding kink and forced pregnancy (is that turning people on?!!)– many people have held onto the yee ancient tradition of blood lines, to imagine you are carrying a baby who might change the world, or is the baby of someone who is great and powerful and brings you a supply of stability in life can bring others honour. To be a mother is a honourable thing, and to many mothers or wish to be mothers they can feel prideful knowing their favourite character is going to give them life/a baby. For many as well, a baby can be a sign of ‘claiming’. Like “aaa yes, you are mine and I am yours and with a baby we can be officially forever.” Forced pregnancy is clearly known as rape, unconsentually implanted baby. The factor or risk is what motivates the attraction; of course something that shouldn’t be practised in reality.

·         non-con/rape (like WTF!!!???) this of course is a tricky and of course touchy subject to many. Rape is awful and those who do rape should be charged and justice should be served! BUT I will going into detail why this and many perverse tags should not be demonized when writing fanfiction – key word today is fiction.

·         daddy kink (ugh) Daddy kink and ddlg community is a kink community, it should never be practised without the consent of two adults. This is a tag I will defend until I die and I’m actually not in their community! :D

Exposure therapy is a tool in psychological therapy that targets those who suffer from a deep range of anxiety designed by trauma. The concept is simple but it should not be practised on all victims of abuse or those who suffer with anxiety…exposure therapy is to expose the client/victim to the same source or similar source without the affects to cause real danger.  Source: https://www.apa.org/ptsd-guideline/patients-and-families/exposure-therapy Source: APA Div. 12 (Society of Clinical Psychology)

This technique is also shown in many books and movies where a character has to face the thing they fear the most: A very comical example is a scene from Harry Potter: the prisoner of Azkaban; the children line up in front of an enchanted closet where inside is a creature known as a ‘boggart’ and a boggart is a shape shifter but it shape shifts only into peoples fears. A character named Neville was terrified of a teacher at the school, so the boggart turned itself into the intimidating teacher and began marching towards him- Neville with his magic wand transforms the teacher’s clothes into something Neville’s old grandmother would wear, causing Neville and the class to laugh. (Note: this however did not work for our main character Harry Potter until later when he felt he was in a secure and comfortable setting with Professor Lupin.)

The same can be surprisingly said about Dark fanfictions. A real life person can confront their traumas and their past fears by writing or reading through them and be aware at the same time that they are in a safe environment and have the option to close the book, turn off the computer or block the tags that involve the triggering events. It isn’t for everyone, but it is an outlet for others and should not be shamed.

By reading rape stories, it can bring a real-world rape survivor reader to conquer in their self, especially if the character experiencing the abuse claps back on their abuser and gets revenge and on rare cases if their abuser isn’t brought to justice sometimes the abuser with ‘turn good’ which-yes in reality is a big flag- but it brings the reader a sense of peace that they will no longer be hurt.

I highly am oppose those who take written fanfiction with these warnings and practise them, believing it is appropriate behaviour.

For those who have not experienced a shred of assault, they enjoy the dystopia thriller, it is gasp worthy and the blood vessels move. This is a situation of escapism also, they will find the world stressful and when they whip out these sinister words they will have a sense of humbleness that their real life isn’t actually “that bad” and will only focus on one thing in this situation, “getting out alive.” And then there are the cases where we love to read about a good character/reader crumbling.

“Fanfiction used to be about expanding borders of our imagination, about creativity, writing our own stories with the characters we love, it used to be written with care to the smallest details, engaging with multilayered characters and plot. It was about building on the known lore but with the addition of our own take on it. Characters were treated with care and genuine respect. Fanfiction writers cared about their work and source material.”

This is very true until you said “Characters were treated with care and genuine respect.” I don’t believe I have read a fanfiction where a character was treated fairly with care or respect, unless it was a fluffy oneshot. These are characters and we are allowed to hate and love them as much as we want, for good and bad reasons. I’m not going into it but I will off hand mention that the Loki stan community is still fighting on whether he is a good or bad boy.

“Sadly lately more and more I see stuff that is well…pure porn. Which butchers our beloved characters for a sake of some dark fantasy.” ….sis, you know you can block the dark fic, porn, smut tags right?

“I’m sorry, I do get that this is a FANfiction but pains me when writers take e.g. Steve Rogers aka Captain America, aka one the purest and most noble and virtuous characters in pop culture, and turn him into the rapist and sadist. Same story with Dean Winchester, Bucky Barnes, Bruce Wayne, John Wick freaking Peter Parker. Like guys, come on!!  Let’s strip away all that is good and pure and noble about these characters and turn them into abusers.”

(I think someone hasn’t met Nomad Steve) jokes aside I see this argument that these characters that are inherently good are taken and their characters are twisted…but its fanfiction and you even said it yourself fanfiction is about expanding our imaginations and about building onto lore; but many enjoy designing their own lore in fanfiction too and if that means making Captain America into a monster, so be it.

(also: Dean Winchester was a sexy Demon, Bucky Barnes was the sexy winter soldier, Bruce Wayne is a deep voiced rich white boy with a traumatic childhood, John Wick killed almost everyone on screen because he sought money or revenge. Peter Parker is legit the only character who is 100% Pure and noble?… just saying. I don’t usually like Peter Parker fics usually because he’s a child and some writers forget or refuse to reveal his age when they write him as a sex machine; but when they specify, and I’d say infinity war would fuck up a lot of characters mentally even if they came after the blip. Different argument for a different day)

“Why? Is morality not trendy in 2021? Is that what we became?” Sorry but this sounds like someone who watches Abigail Shapiro… idk I swear I heard her say something like that years ago.

“I’m the kind of person who is fascinated by people, truly interested in psychology and sociology and stuff I see lately baffles me.” That is something you should be proud of, but I’m amazed you decided it was okay to shame writers and readers who make and read these outlets? Someone who delves into these subjects surely would understand that everyone processes the world differently and that not all cases are the same but rather in sub-groups and those groups should be respected.

“I’m scrolling through and reading some of the aforementioned fanfiction (research) and I cannot help but wonder what happened to us? When people got so dark and twisted? When did we lose our virtues?”

This is actually a wonderful comment, because it is clear that you have been sheltered from different forms of literature and history. People have always been dark and twisted. Most of history is build on two popular items Ultimate good and Ultimate evil. We look at famous people for their positives and negatives and how these positively or negatively impacted the world, society and history.

When did we lose our virtues? Virtues are surprisingly a social construct. Virtues are behaviour showing high moral standards. Moral standards change all the time, one upon a time women weren’t allowed to wear revealing clothes at the beach, now we wear bikinis happily and freely- once upon a time it was considered a man’s ultimate right to have sex with his wife, now that is called domestic abuse and rape. Morals change over time.

And lets make a note that these fanfictions are not the cause of changing morality, it is people who choose to do things in real life that change morals of real life.  

“Often I see warnings related to lack of consent/rape/forced pregnancy. Is that really turns you on guys? If yes, damn!! you really need to work on your self-esteem!”

Understand that most of these Darkfictions are including the role of power play or differences in power dynamic, this reflects back to exposure therapy. Some readers enjoy a space in which they will feel helpless but they know that they are safe the moment they take their eyes off the page of words.  Self-esteem is determined by the confidence in one owns worth or abilities; self-respect. I find that criticizing what people find attractive in a fictional world and then insulting them by suggesting their own level of real world self-love and respect is not adequate to your standards is unfair, rude and unnecessarily said.

“I know it’s just fanfiction, just a fantasy but often than not fanfiction writers use the pronoun you in their work. You really fantasize about being abused, treated like a piece of shit, like a worthless thing, talk down, forced to do things you don’t want to do, raped, impregnated by force? Really?”

So usually fanfic writers will use the pronouns You or code words like (Y/N)=Your Name. this is to be inclusive to anyone or all to those that read the piece. It also allows the reader to feel more in depth and a part of the story. Some people struggle to feel empathy and therefore by reading it as if they are the character the traumatic effects will be easier to feel and relate. It might sound simply just writing You and (Y/N) but there’s a deeper part to which we can all connect. I don’t remember the source unfortunately but Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins was originally written as You and (Y/N) then it was edited to be Katniss Everdeen in a first person overview of the story.

Do people want to be “abused, treated like a piece of shit, like a worthless thing, talk down, forced to do things you don’t want to do, raped, impregnated by force”? Not in real life of course, but the power dynamic of losing all your power (which is where exposure therapy comes in) is considered thrilling. This is where we look at BDSM which is an overlapping abbrevation of Bondage and Discipline (BD), Dominance and Submission (DS), Sadism and Masochism (SM). BDSM is about consent and yes lots of the darkfictions do not portray consent. I think what is thrilling in BDSM is knowing others can be hurt and pleasured but still be safe; like I keep saying with a dark fic you can look away or block the tag.

“I am a rape victim, it wasn’t a dark alleyway, it was a man who I loved, and let me tell you this sisters, THERE IS NOTHING GLAMOURUSE IN BEING RAPED OR USED BY A MAN WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT.”

You are a survivor and we are happy and blessed you survived that terrible event. Whether it was committed by a stranger or the person you love most in the world does not and will not change what happened to you. Rape and Abuse should not be glamourised in the real world.

My argument is most of these darkfics are not glamourising the rape, they glamourise the power of the character and what they have over us ‘helpless’ readers.

Also, very controversial of me…Please don’t use the “I was raped” card as an excuse, it devalues the message you were making; you don’t know what other men and women like me and other writers have experienced. Your “I was raped” card is just as useful as my “I was abused as a child” card which makes no difference to either of our arguments. Whether you are raped or abused does not uplift your status in knowledge or understanding or experience of the situation as all types of rape and abuse are different. Thankyou. However yet again I say that no one and you did not deserves to be raped or hurt in that manner, what happened to you was not okay and I do hope you got justice and are able to find a productive outlet to express your trauma.

“I get that people have different fantasies, I do understand that.” I wont lie, this really annoyed me because you clearly do not understand that others have differences by the nature of your post.

“And it’s not like I’m a prude, I enjoy a bit of kink. But these tags…it’s just shocking.”….Shock and risk factor is what make the fanfiction more enticing to read, it’s as if it’s the whole point…. The knowledge that we will expect taboo at any moment is heart pumping like a horror film.

“In a world where women are loudly fighting for equality of opportunity, equality in the workplace, equality of payment of jobs accessibility here on Tumblr women are subjects of their abusive men.”

This is edging the boundary of counteractive feminism. This message in depth would come off as almost 2nd wave feminism which in this blog we do not accept -> keep moving modern day feminism. But I think I see the heart and passion OP is trying to provide us. My thoughts are however, Men who read these Darkfics and use it as an excuse to rape, abuse or harass like ‘this is what whores want these days.’ Is disgusting and it is the man who is to blame, not the writer! If you cannot tell the difference between the necessity of reality’s consent and darkfic abuse; you need to take off that red hat, wipe the sweat off your face and read about human rights.

“Where is logic in that? In my country, women and men started huge manifestations because our government forbidden by law any type of abortion no matter what…here on Tumblr we write about forced impregnation.” Again, there’s a huge difference between reality and fiction. Also, just remember that some forced pregnancy darkfics highlight the very points on the struggles of women deciding abortion and in addition, how to go about it safely or consider unsafe methods. I think it is a great way to notify and expose us to real life events and how we should promote pro-abortion and support planned parenthood for it’s birth control education.  

“When did we swapped writing about strong female characters, writing to inspire ourselves and our readers for writing about women who are being abused by and subjected to men? Why?”

The fact that you believe abused women are not strong is loud enough I think….Just because she has been abused and broken doesn’t mean she can’t get back on her feet and fight back. I LOVE reading fanfictions where a character suffering from Stockholm syndrome is met back with civilisation and needs to conquer the fears instilled into her and then when she confronts the person who caused her this suffering she is able to walk away knowing she is better and stronger than what they’d tell her.

“Am I the only one who finds this: Better than this:”

1.       those are movies.

2.       The examples you used for your ‘bad’ version are from movies that I believe need to have warnings are the beginning in the starting credits. 365 DNI is as bad as Fifty shades and that is something I’ll stand by until my death too.

3.       The examples you used for your ‘good’ version, are actually not good because: Tony Stark is a womanizer who sleeps with his employee, Steve Trevor and Mr. Darcy are lying manipulators, and- Hans and Leia have a canon confirmed bad relationship which is why they decided to separate. – but despite these red flags, you still want to romanticise them…it is just the same that darkfic writers want to take good characters and give them shit qualities to motivate the main characters story plot.

When you shame a community of writers for what they write, it’ll cause backlash. If you had read some of those fics you could just as easily analysed why they were inappropriate and you probably would’ve gotten brownie points, but the fact you group all writers in the community and then tell them “How dare you write that! This is poor writing, where are the good writers? What has happened to our pure writers?” is so unconstructive, immature and unfair. Writers and the world around them change a lot and so some will adapt to the changes differently.

 I suggest a few things to you so we on tumblr don’t hurt your moral compass further:

·         You can block tags on Tumblr: https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/115015814708-Tag-filtering

·         I suggest Archive Of Our Own and then using the filter tool there too.

·         If you use wattpad, I heard that you can adjust preferences: https://support.wattpad.com/hc/en-us/articles/360039664431-Adjusting-your-Content-Preferences

Love you, Milky-Maid…

#look y’all can hate me but it is what it is

#I just felt this needed to be made apparent

#discourse

#I think she made excellent argument that many fanfics are violent and that can be triggering especially if there’s no warning tags

#put tags in

#put warning tags in

#warning

#tw rape

#tw kidnapping

#tw stockholm syndrome

#tw abuse

#trauma tag

#tw trauma

#disagreement

#debate

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ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

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Starlight’s Fic Recommendations

Happy New Year Everyone. It is 2021 (Finally!)

I’ve read quite a few things over the holiday weekend. And I’m going to share a few of my favorite fics. My January Mini Masterlist is here

*Please note some of these fics will contain dark material including noncon/dub con or other dark content, Smut (its me y’all), angst and good ole fluff* All of these fantastic writers label their works appropriately, you and you alone are responsible for what you consume. Do. Not. Harass. A. Writer. Because. You. Ignored. Their. Warnings. (I will not tolerate bullying on this blog)*

Lets dive in: 

Fallen Angels by @cherienymphe

This is a dark story featuring Cop!Bucky and a reader trying to handle her sister who is struggling with addiction. Bucky eases into the readers life until she can’t turn around without him being there. Excellent writing, pacing and just the right amount of tension. And that ending! Perfection!

Bura na mano, Holi hai! by @awesomerextyphoon​

Let me preface this by saying I don’t read a lot of Thor. I read her Thor and was blown away. She did a lot of research for this story and damn it pays off. The detail, the love that went into this is *chef’s kiss*. Give this dark!Thor a chance, you’ll fall under his spell too.  

Lane Closed  @queenoftheworldisdead. 

Again, not a fan of Thor but hey a good story is a good story I remember the initial interaction that inspired this story. And the direction she took this in from that hilarious post is jaw dropping. Once this Thor gets you in sights, he is never letting you go. You will never look at construction men again, unless of course they look like Thor. 

Coco  @sapphirescrolls. 

This is a continuation of a series. No you do not have to read the other parts, (you should do, they’re good too). Another dark story that will have you celebrating the holidays in only the way dark!Steve and  dark!Bucky can. And Steve, Steven Grant Rogers does something in this that will leave you😲.  This is a fun ride that will leave you wanting more. I was left poking the screen, asking for another serving of dark, delicious Coco

The Devil’s Tongue @littlefreya. 

When I say my head  spun after reading this Sherlock masterpiece, I mean it. The artistry that comes with Freya’s work is always top notch at baseline, but then she drops something like this off and causally strolls away after decimating Tumblr. I want to live in this fic with this Sherlock and be utterly ruined by that man. 

Not So Secret Santa @navybrat817

This is a cute fluffy Bucky story. Hit me right in the feels, all in the feels. It was so adorable and heartwarming. And mind your business Clint, this doesn’t concern you. 

Tis the Damn Season@sweeterthanthis and @msmarvelwrites 

Tis The MotherF*cking Season indeed with Bucky Barnes.  This long, utterly decadent story reads like its only 600 words. It has a bit of everything you want in a Bucky story. You will run through the gambit of emotions and be exhausted and satisfied afterwards. 

Start Again @marvelmaree​

The queen of Sam fics dropped this nugget off and I am in love. Love you hear me. You need more Sam, you’ll get everything you want from her sweet and sexy Sam stories. And this fic here is a galore of smut with a little bit of Bucky voyeurism. Only bad thing about it is it needs to be longer. 

Golden God @blackmissfrizzle. 

Its alright. I guess.

-joking, joking- Seriously, this cowboy Angel series has me eating my words when it comes to this man. All because of her talented storytelling and her way of weaving this wonderful cowboy world. You don’t even need to be familiar with these characters to enjoy this series. Its that good. And there’s a scene in the last chapter that will live rent free in my head forever.

Go Relax @sweater-daddiesdumbdork

Sometimes you need to lay on the couch and be cuddled by Sam. And you will get that with this fluffy story that will wrap you up and keep you warm. Feeling down, or needing a little pick me up, this is it. 

Baby it’s Cold @darkficsyouneveraskedfor 

This dark!Ransom (is that redundant) was a holiday gift from the fic daddy herself. This was a wild tale that left me going welp, you had all the red flags reader, all of them bright red flashing flags. However you ended stuck with Ransom and I’m not mad at that at all. 

Reblog if you are or know of an adult fan fiction writer

I’m trying to prove a point

This story was so good, like damn!

Not Slippery Enough

Pairing: Gray!Bucky Barnes x Black Reader (18+)

Summary: You leave Bucky one night after finding out that you’re pregnant and return to your hometown. After a few months of thinking that Bucky has let you go, he makes an appearance at your neighborhood block party and reminds you that you can never get away from him.

Warnings: forced pregnancy, stalking, maybe a cuss word or two

Word Count: > 1,300

A/N: So this is my first dark/gray full fic and im really nervous about it lol It’s based on this ask that I sent the lovely @sapphirescrolls​ and a big thanks to @mariahthelioness29​ for everything!!!!! (you should check out both of their masterlists! you won’t regret it!)

✨I don’t give anyone permission to copy/translate/repost/rewrite my work. Minors, DNI at all. ✨

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prompts for writing

feel free to use any of these! 

send in requests!

1. “Your hair is so soft..” 

2. “It’s too cold! Come back!”

3. “No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.”

4. “C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working.”

5. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

6. “Shh, you’re safe. I won’t let you go.”

7. “What? does that feel good?”

8. “Just pretend to be my date.”

9. “He/She did it.” “No he/she did.”

10. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

11. “It’s not a double date. We’re just third and fourth wheeling.”

12. “No no–it’s alright, come here.”

13. “I’m not going to leave you. You’re never going to have to suffer by yourself again, I promise.”

14. “Look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but I’m still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone.”

15. “If I could, I would kiss away all of your scars.”

16. “I think I might be falling in love with you.”

17. “Your lips are so soft. I could kiss them all day.”

18. “It’s not bad to cry. In fact, I think it makes a person stronger.”

19. “Mmm.. you’re warm.”

20. “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this..”

21. “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with..”

22. “No, you can’t get up! You’re my prisoner for today.”

23. “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was really.”

24. “You know I’m/we’re always here for you, right?”

25. “Please talk to me about it.”

26. “You have something in you hair.. um–do you want me to get it out?”

27. “I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..”

28. “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm and I didn’t want to wake you.”

29. “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”

30. “Are you wearing my shirt?“

31. “Wanna, like–I mean, if you’re not busy.. We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”

32. “So I was driving past a pet store and couldn’t help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home..”

33. “Let’s just stay in bed.”

34. “We live together. You can’t blame this on anyone else.”

35. “You’re beautiful, you know that?”

36. “Shooting star. Make a wish.“ 

37. “It’s beautiful, isn’t it?”

38. “Wow, you’re hot.“

39. “I want to marry you.”

40. “I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It’ll save water.”

41. “You’re just not the same anymore..”

42. “It’s midnight! Where the hell were you?”

43. “What the hell is your problem?!”

44. “Why do you run away from your problems all the time?”

45. “You can’t keep it all inside, you know? Bottling it up won’t do any good.”

46. “Hey, I know you’re hurting.. but, you’re not alone, okay?”

47. “I hate you! I’m sorry it took me so damn long to realize that.”

48. “You lost your chance.”

49. “I’m sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.”

50. “You can’t just lose your temper like this every time you get a bit upset!”

51. “Calm down! You’re scaring me!”

52. “Don’t look at me like that.”

53. “Were you ever going to tell me?”

54. “I’m done trying to help you!” 

55. “Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”

56. “You didn’t call. You didn’t text. Nothing.”

57. “It isn’t up for debate.”

58. “I don’t know what’s wrong, okay? I’m just… really tired.”

59. “I’m fine. Stop asking.”

60. “I’m not leaving until you tell me what’s wrong, and don’t try lying to me.”

61. “I hope someday you get a taste of your own medicine.”

62. “Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”

63. “Is this how little you think of me?”

64. “I can’t do this anymore.. not with you.”

65. “Are you happy now? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!”

66. “You said you’d always be there for me… so how did this happened? Why weren’t you there?”

67. “Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me too?”

68. “I don’t need help! I just want the pain to stop!”

69. “We can be friends instead.”

70. “I tried to move on, but nobody is you.”

71. “Do I look like I’ve moved on?”

72. “I don’t remember a fight or a reason, so what happened? Why did we break up?”

73. “Can I at least buy you a coffee? For old times sake.”

74. “I can’t take the loneliness anymore.”

75. “What are you talking about? You’re married!”

76. “I feels like everyone just forgot I exist.”

77. “Maybe I’m meant to be alone.”

78. “I gave you your chance, and you just used it to stab me in the back.”

79. “I’ve been alone for so long..”

80. “But you promised..”

81. “Isn’t this, like, illegal?” “Probably.”

82. “You’re really drunk right now. I don’t think you’re gonna remember any of this.”“No, I’m not drunk at all. You’re just blurry.”

83. “I have a feeling we should kiss.”“Is that a good feeling or a bad feeling?” 

84. “Yeah, well, I shut everybody out. Don’t take it personally. It’s just easier.”

85. “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “I’m not jealous.”

86. “Were you ever going to tell me?”

87. “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”

88. “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.”

89. “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”

90. “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”

91. “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”

92. “I vote today be a pajama day.”

93. “You aren’t supposed to laugh! I’m embarrassed!”

94. “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”

95. “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendship.”

96. “I saw that. You just checked me out.”

97. “Are you stupid or stupid?”

98. “How about you make me?”

99. “Do it. I dare you.”

100. “Rise and shine, motherfucker.”

101. “Well fuck me!“ 

102. "Are you… Drunk?" 

103. "Walk it off." 

104. "Did you just go throw up?" 

105. "Could you turn it down? A bit? Maybe?" 

106. "Don’t drink that! I saw that guy slip something in there!" 

107. "Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!" 

108. "Quick, pretend your talking to me." 

109. "Could you hold my hand?" 

110. "You’re hiding under that blanket because you’re blushing?" 

111. "Can I kiss you?" 

112. "Quit looking at me with that stupid expression. You’re pissing me off." 

113. “ …Why? Why are you being… so nice to me? I can’t understand. I can’t understand! I just can’t understand… “ 

114. "Don’t you think you’re a little too old to be using cheesy pick up lines?" 

115. "You’re the perfect combination of sexy and cute." 

116. "You know I’ll kill him if he hurts you." 

117. "Can we please pretend I never said that?" 

118. "Forget the douche. He’s a dick. He’s a dickdouche." 

119. "You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!" 

120. "How ‘bout you stick it up your ass instead?" 

121. ”“Punched” is one word, “Fisted” is another.“ 

122. "Please! Leave me alone!" 

123. "It’s too late for you to be out by yourself." 

124. "You seem like a friendly face, mind if I sit with you?" 

125. "You made me this way." 

126. "I think about you all the time, it’s freaking annoying." 

127. "Bill Nye couldn’t even help you." 

128. "You left your shirt at my house. It’s mine now." 

129. "I just wanted to hear your voice." 

130. "I saw a shooting star and I thought of you.”