I Think The Glance Thesis Is That Lance Is A Dog Raised By Cats And George Is A Cat Raised By Dogs

“Sorry I'm late.”

Oh gosh, is it another installment of that one lil' crack AU where Lex and Clark have a baby together, unfortunately(?) for them? Nawww couldn't be. 💚

my kid is turning out just like me. well-played, karma. well-played. “Why are you like this?” Lex asks in exasperation as Superman stares intently at Experiment Thirteen through his office window. Lex didn't open it for him, so he's just floating out there with his nose and hands pressed to the glass. It is extremely irritating. He could just break the damn thing, for fuck’s sake. It’d be less annoying than the smudges he’s leaving. The window washers won’t be here ‘til Thursday. Apparently stalking is fine for sanctimonious alien boy scouts, but property damage is a bridge too far.

love castiel as a character because he feels no emotions for the first kajilion years of his existence and all of a sudden he can feel things now and his first two emotions are queer longing and catholic guilt. literally who else is doing it like him

how tf isnt the menendez boys or daniel ricciardo trending??

Hi :) just a bit curious about this post of yours >>>> /post/727134503331561472/2011-2023 << was Max a Redbull junior team driver back in 2011?? I always thought he got there only in 2014??

as far as I know, he did join the junior team in 2014 but I could be wrong??? However, Daniel and Max did meet at the Red Bull Kart Fight (which is basically a tournament to determine the fastest amateur kart racer) in Zandvoort in 2011– Daniel, an RBR junior and F1 rookie, and Max one of the top karters at that time – which is why I think he was at that event.

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here's the video! Unfortunately, I can't understand Dutch (tw: jos jkljkl)

max wearing an rbr cap in 2009 (tw: jos)

(Someone who has more knowledge on Max's karting/racing career pls help 😭)

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You see

Growing Up in this …

They see u struggling ,falling and slipping

They do see u ,they do know,they do understand

But one thing they would never do is helping u

They would back up and stay still

Thinking , time will do you good by passing

U will grow up and will get it together later

By your own

They don’t know what will happen but they are sure they won’t have to see u struggling with the same thing anymore

The one’s who want to help would say “life goes on ”

Yeah life do goes on

But I want it to fucking goes good

Goes while I’m happy , healthy and fixed

And u know whats fucked up even more

It’s when THEY are your own parents

unfortunately, i do have oldest daughter syndrome and my only goal in life is to move far, far away

I'll hate you forever ♥️

Bruce, sighing dreamily: I miss times when little Jason wanted to be like me. He was so cute.

Dick, frowning: Man, be fr, you were his dad, yes, but not the role model. Me, from the other side? Yep, yep.

Bruce, murmuring under his breath: I find it hard to believe that any teenager would want to be more like a guy who wore the Discowing suit.

Dick, gasping: What did you say?!

Jason, sitting between them on the coach: It was Alfred.

Bruce and Dick: What.

Jason: I said, my role model was Alfred.

Bruce: But-

Jason: He taught me how to shoot. And gave me his recipe book. And I was desperate to get his sympathy, so I cleaned all the manor myself. I mean. You two were fine, but you were ridiculous — I never wanted to be like you when I grew up.

Dick: Ouch.

Alfred, smiling: The last time I rested well was when Master Jason was Robin. Needless to say, I definitely approve his attempts to make me proud.

who else up thinking about how benson was randy's first and randy was benson's last? benson gave randy his first good day in ages, benson had his last good day ever. randy experienced his first love, benson his last. that day was the first time randy found the courage to start fighting for himself, and also the final time benson lost the courage to keep going.

the start of randy's life. the end of benson's.