Allied-menace - Hiiiii Heloooo

Shout out to when Pokecord was still a thing and Technoblade had the bot installed to Technocord and he made everyone who played it pull up their pokemon list and if you had any Beldums and didn’t immediately trade them to him you got kicked from the discord. And then if a Beldum ever spawned and you dared claim it before him you also got kicked. It was the funniest shit

waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds

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*"stress dream" = dreams you get when under large amounts of stress or anxiety irl, that may or may not relate to your current situation irl.

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credit to songwriters alex quackity and george notfound

Phil: are you seriously farming potatoes Techno?

Techno: Yes

Nikki: Awww! Is there- is there another potato war going on?

Techno: It- It makes me calm 🥺👉👈

The southlands next week

-@allied-menace

What color is my poor little meow meow?

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure