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Bearbnb, East Sussex, UK 🍯

Created in celebration of Pooh's 95th anniversary, The 'Bearbnb' is an authentic replica of Pooh's tree-hollow cottage & the designer, Kim Raymond, hasn't left a single detail out – fittingly. Taking inspiration from the original illustrations of E. H. Shepard, the tiny property can be found inside a real tree trunk & boasts a bright red door & a sign that reads 'Mr Sanders', a reference to the original Winnie-the-Pooh tales. The magical home boasts a cozy interior with bespoke blue & white striped wallpaper adorned with yellow acorns & pine cones, as well as a rustic wood ceiling, off-kilter windows, floral furnishings & hand-painted artworks. The kitchen comes equipped with a shelving unit filled with giant jars of honey, while outside you'll find a magical picnic area where guests were served up locally-sourced meals inspired by Pooh's favourite honey.

I hope that you're still coming to the picnic this weekend?

But of course! I wouldn't miss it for the world, dear Edward. ☺️

Ooh, that reminds me! Do I need to bring anything? Cups, cake, drinks, chocolate?

I kinda already baked the cake, I hope you don't mind strawberry fudge whipple delight...topped with whipped cream, heh.

HAVE A GOOD DAY! - Willy Wonka 🍫

No insult to your hair, and your hair is great (it looks so silky...)

I'm just weird and sometimes get thoughts like that when I look at people.

For some reason I think that Charlie Bucket likes spiders and snails and all that stuff. Or at least tolerates them.

Hm, you're a very strange little cocoa bean...

Ugh, no! Absolutely not. I wouldn't ever allow Charlie to bring those furry little creepy crawlers into the factory. I'd have my Oompa Loompas exterminate them at once! Bugs and insects are not to be around my precious chocolate, or anything else for that matter. That's just disgusting.

[Countryside sunrise 🌄]

What are some things that help you sleep at night? I suffer kind of with anxiety and depression and nothing really calms me enough for sleep

I'm sorry you're having trouble sleeping. I used to have that problem when I first opened my factory because I had so many new ideas and nerves running through my body.

If I could suggest a white noise, storytelling or an audio book app, those always help me. The best ones, I think, are vintage and oldies music live streams with rain put over them. Some good free apps and YouTubers that stream music and white noise 24hrs:

Nemo's Dreamscapes (YouTube, and the best one, in my opinion)

Chilling (Scary storytelling app, if you're into that sort of thing)

Yellow Brick Cinema (YouTube)

Relax Rain (App)

The Relaxed Guy (YouTube)

Dream Musicas (YouTube)

Sleep Radio (App)

Free Books And Audio Books (App)

I recommend taking a hot bath with any oils, bath bombs or epsom salts beforehand since baths ease folks into a more relaxed state of mind. Also, Aromatherapy products are excellent for induced sleep. I hope these help you and you find a solution that works! I'm curious. Let me know! Goodnight and sleep tight.

Idk if it was you but I fr saw you walking down the street to a sweets shop with a kid and you passed me and you smelled like caramel and hazelnut or something idk how to describe it your scent blew in the wind and it smelled very sweet like dessert that's all 😂😂😂

I believe that could have been me, Charlie and I were headed to a new local candy store to scope out the candy and to have a word with the owner about selling my candy there as a strategic move - good for business.

You mean *nonetheless?

The way yall clowned ballettie on that autumn in France post has me screaming even I knew the nyc pic was on purpose because the leaves were also not a France pic. And then she had the nerve to complain that the FRANCE pics were in Paris like there's a difference. Make it make sense? Maybe I'm just stupid af because I don't get her logic help me understand? Bitches is weird 🤣🤣🤣

Nah, you're not stupid. Nobody understood her ass. Some people on Tumblr in general be trying to feel important & sound smart behind their phones by starting drama while looking stupid asf publicly & I'm getting really tired of it. Like yes bitch, I know one of the pics are in NYC, I knew that shit when I made the post, I was there when I made it, I put a NYC pic because the original concept was places around the world during autumn but most of them ended up being France pics & I couldn't find any other pics of France that I liked or didn't clash with the color scheme, so I left the NYC pic. Big fucking deal. Regardless, most of the pics are in France, which is why I said France (duh?). & who gives a fuck whether I say Paris or France? Paris is in France, people know where the fucking Eiffel Tower is, I don't need to specify that shit. Mind your fuckin business & don't comment on my shit unless you know wtf you're talking about, it'll help you avoid looking stupid later when I have to check & "matter of fact" you. Bored ass hoe. I don't argue with Tumblr bitches, I think my standards are a little higher than that & I have better shit to do with my time, but yeah, the others are/were dragging her. That's what she get for trying to be a smartass, though. Nobody else said shit about it but her, there's always a bothered bitch somewhere. If she had addressed me correctly I would've been nicer, but today idgaf. I match people's energy. & some of these motherfuckers take tumblr more seriously than their lives or education, it's all they have to do all day. Deadass can't relate. At least I make my own content instead reblogging the fuck out of everyone else's shit then talking shit like my blog is original or popping. If you don't even make your own content you better not have shit to say to me about mine. 😂😂 Anyway, I'm a nice ass person & I try to respect people individually - even when they don't deserve it, but at the end of the day don't play with me cause you don't know me, I'm not ya fuckin mama, I have no problem hurting your lil weak ass feelings. You bold enough to say some dumb shit, I'm bold enough to cuss your dumb ass out. & that's what the fuck the tea really is. Never seen a bitch so bothered about a post that ain't even theirs. Imagine being that lame/pathetic. But igtg. Cause you know, I have a life. 😂🤷‍♂️

If a girl's coochie smells like tuna fish is that bad for men? Asking for a friend 😅😐😶🤐

I think m-maybe that's a q-question for your gynecologist, dear girl.

...Heh...yeah. Gynecologist.

I'm not a doctor. I'm a chocolatier. I make chocolate. 'Kay?

Pumpkin Spice Latte