Pumpkin Spice Latte
Whatβs your native language and tribe? Iβm ojibwe haha I never met another American Indian on here! ππππ
Oh, cool! Lakota Sioux over here. βΊοΈ I've met like two others on here, maybe three. You would be the fourth. π
Yo haircut stuuuuuupid af what did you think when getting your hair cut with a fckn booooowl
First of all, my haircut isn't stupid, yours is. Matter of fact it's probably dry, basic and straight with split ends, no style, volume or curl. Just dreadful and more lifeless than a dead rose. π
I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate ππ
Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.
Mood indigo, Devin Lunsford
I just started my period and I'm cramping so I'm laying in bed watching your sexy self act crazy on tv, eating sugar cookies, and drinking ginger ale to help my stomach
Ew. TMI.
But yeah, feel better.
I'm atta dentist and I'm scared
I feel for you. The dentist is still one of my biggest fears. I wish I could help you feel better, but frankly I'm all out of words of encouragement. But unless you're having a serious operation done, you should be dandy. You could always ask for numbing gel, that way you won't feel a thing.
I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate ππ
Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.
Hey does your fiance have a blog thats more active??
Mhm. Her main blog: @beachbabee is most active.
Her sideblog: @proseformylove is not as active.
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