"Sometimes I feel like a discount Amy Dallon" I say to the judge about my parking ticket.
He has no idea what I am talking about, but my legal counsel whispers a few key facts in his ear, and his face hardens.
"I sentence you to death. Immediately."
Thank fuck, I barely manage not to say as he pulls out the pistol-
like it's crazy seeing lgbt autistic people of color (<- or any combination of these things) on here casually talking about how Degenerates need to stay away from their blogs. in your paranoia regarding swathes of completely imagined & invented pedophiles roving the website just waiting for a chance to get their hands all over your blog, you have accidentally started talking exactly like a nazi. and to be clear im saying this about blogs ran by people well into their twenties i'm not going on about this after seeing, like, some random 14yo saying it or whatever. crazy
bonesaw looking at morrigan in the vat
gf sent me this last night and said this is what half this shit ive described happening in worm sounds like but lesbian
last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc
Feeling an indescribable tragedy for anyone who cares about her half as much as I care about March 💔
kinda funny to me that shatterbird's whole damage is a desire not to be a footnote, to be famous and unforgettable, and i've spent like an hour just trying to figure out how old she is because worm cares so little about her. lol. Idiot
imagine being eidolon's shard right after his echidna clone gets spat out and he's like yeahhhh. sorry im gonna need a power that gives me and the alexandria clone cool inverted-color costumes that reverse all the themes of our original costumes. yeah you're gonna need to design them. you have 0.8 seconds btw. like holy shit i would have manifested 7 additional endbringers on the spot
new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done
"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave
Appalled murder cultist realising she shares a fandom with the notorious henghost and leaving the cult at once
I'm doing my part to save lives 🫡
Really fucking sucks that she has to respond to him like this. Like she should not have to worry about this piece of shit for the rest of her life.