Feeling An Indescribable Tragedy For Anyone Who Cares About Her Half As Much As I Care About March 💔

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always “where can i watch this what service is it on” never “tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus”

Wait, is ward copagnda? Worm seemed relatively anti cop when I read it. From what I've heard Pact is too.

Everything you said is completely true simultaneously.

worm is anti-cop

pact is extremely anti-cop

Victoria throws petty criminals into an alternate dimension prison colony to die of exposure for smoking weed and it's seen as a pretty chill move.

Taylor is a space battles sexy woman

- Tall and skinny

- Morally grey (which gets smoothed over)

- shipped with self imserts

- Canonically not all that, fandom is super model

- If not being shipped with self insert, gay

thing that somehow more than one queer person has said to me: yeah theres exactly 12 types of people because theres like 12 star-based time periods people can be born in. and youre the bitch type

Currently on arc 9 of the Ward audiobook, "waggle" doesn't feel like a real word anymore

human diplomat who has to be briefed on “stop fucking trying to pet everything. yes a lot of the people you’re interacting with have very soft fur and quite a lot of them do like being scritched but you can’t just do it and frankly it’s bad conduct during a peace meeting”

i actually don't mind if 4 hour video essays are kind of nothingburger content wise, i don't click on a 4 hour video essay if i want something concise and effective. but when a 15 min video essay is excessively redundant and hollow that is when i start growling and clutching my cursed throbbing red eye