In Fucking Tears Thinking About How Disgusting A Baby Griffin Would Look

Is just like Chef Bistro Ryoushu and Sous Chef Gregor!!!!1

original by Mhuyo on Twitter/X

extraordinary things are happening on tumblr.com/dashboard

so the new game huh

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me: who's been a good girl?

my medieval puppygirl gf Brunhilda: tis I, my liege!! tis i!!!

once i was in the TSA line for a flight and it was SO LONG that TSA decided to just drop all the security protocols. leave everything in the suitcase including electronics. keep your shoes on. don't go through the fancy 360 scanner, just the metal detector. get out of here. and i was like ohhhh so you admit this is all just your stupid community theatre production that you've made me be a part of for all this time and it doesn't actually mean anything real. okayyyyy

crazy that taylor, dyke that she is, never once commented on the siberian's bush situation

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck