“Medieval Peasants Couldn’t Handle My Spotify Playlist” But Could YOU Handle A Medieval Bard Relaying

“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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2 months ago

beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project

9 months ago
I Almost Never Do Vent Art, Much Less Post It But Man, I Have Been Feeling Bummed Out Recently

i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

10 months ago
Hey

hey

8 months ago

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

5 months ago

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

1 year ago

i'm thinking a lot about the permeability of the soul and really chewing on like, how this knowledge retroactively impacts and changes the way one can read characters' actions throughout all the books so far. and that's interesting to me, because I'm not sure it's as simple as character X's behavior being retroactively revealed to be due to the soul of character Y. because like...

of COURSE we impact each other. of course when we brush up against each other we bleed. we leave things behind. but at some point, when does that stop being someone else, and start becoming just another part of you? the body of theseus. the soul of theseus. are you the same person as you were when you started this, even though everything has changed? is the Augustine that entered the stoma the same as the Augustine that woke up on the first day of the Ressurection, when it was only the newly re-born sun, and him, and John?

and I mean, no, obviously. So much has happened since then. But Augustine has been Augustine-and-Alfred for thousands of years longer than he was ever only Augustine. Same for Mercymorn-and-Cristabel, same for Cytherea-and-Loveday, same for G1deon-and-Pyrrha, same for John-and-Alecto. and like. the soul of theseus, you know?

Is the Cytherea Loveday who died at Canaan House the same as the Cytherea Loveday who woke up that day after the Lyctoral Ascension, on the first day of the rest of her life? After 10k years are the actions of Cytherea Loveday truly dissectable as Actions-of-Loveday vs Actions-of-Cytherea, or is she just one person, being bled all over by another until they are no longer distinguishable? How much of someone taking on another's mannerisms is because of soul entangelment versus the human visegrip of grief, desperately holding onto anything and everything you can, remaking the person you love in your mind until they are more yours than they ever were themself?

and I'm thinking again about Paul, and how maybe they just skipped to the end. Maybe all lyctorhood is, is damped oscillation, in which the end point between two extremes will always trend to 0. and Paul makes it so obvious, you know? Pal and Cam DIED that day. they did it, it's done, Paul is risen.

but when Ianthe Tridentarius killed Naberius Tern, did she not also kill herself? when she ascended as Ianthe The First, she became someone new. Ianthe Tridentarius is as dead as Pal and Cam are. as dead as Naberius Tern. as dead as Alfred and Cristabel and Loveday and John and the entire goddamn earth. trending twoards 0. thinking.

9 months ago
abysskisser - Thriving Best Hermit Style
abysskisser - Thriving Best Hermit Style
abysskisser - Thriving Best Hermit Style
abysskisser - Thriving Best Hermit Style
abysskisser - Thriving Best Hermit Style
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abysskisser - Thriving Best Hermit Style
abysskisser - Thriving Best Hermit Style
abysskisser - Thriving Best Hermit Style

the ache of nostalgia

2 months ago
𝐄𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐲/ 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

𝐄𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐲/ 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

9 months ago

i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”

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