(grabs You By The Shoulders) You Have To Make Room For New Experiences In Your Life. You Have To Go Through

Having literally just read Camp Damascus, yeah this was super noticeable to me! I can unfortunately see people chalking it up to bad writing, but this was totally how I read it. It gave Rose a very distinct voice, and I almost immediately guessed that she was autistic.

'my friend' is here to stay. SORRY MY REVIEWER

Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

pretty much the only good thing about the paper of record anymore, the crossword

I get so excited when I hear someone naturally say "squoze" as the past tense for "squeeze".

i'm sorry but language-wise we gotta start moving things along. English has been around for 15 centuries and still barely scrapes a couple hundred irregular verbs. for starters i propose the past form of "slice" should be "sloce"

the gods have forgotten the song of their love

guess he didn't brush her hair and dress her everywhere

Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

giveaway prize for scalematebutts!! i couldn’t decide which version of the beta kids to draw so i just did all of them lmao

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

Hey just a reminder that thought crime doesn’t exist and pretending to have empathy is just as good as having it! You can be the world’s biggest dickhead in the privacy of your own mind and as long as you’re outwardly kind it literally Does Not Matter

i actually really needed to hear this. love this outlook, thank you.