Giveaway Prize For Scalematebutts!! I Couldn’t Decide Which Version Of The Beta Kids To Draw So I Just

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

Ursula K. Le Guin

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

Man I hate it here I'm gonna fucking *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dim-lit halls of other places forms that never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who have never seen or been seen. In the black water with the sun shining at midnight, those fruit shall come ripe and in the darkness of that which is golden shall split open to reveal the revelation of the fatal softness in the earth. The shadows of the abyss are like the petals of a monstrous flower that shall blossom within the skull and expand the mind beyond what any man can bear …

pretty much the only good thing about the paper of record anymore, the crossword

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?