The D20 Multiverse Theory Just Got Much More Interesting…

My man, Joe just has a passion for pornography thats actually just commendable

Average university regent has 1 sex-tapes actually statistical outlier, Joe Gow who has an only fans and has 200 sex-tapes is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

A rescued pelican in the backseat.

sorry the onion has been killing it lately unfollow if you disagree

the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

i haven’t seen a single episode of x-files in its entirety. but this is canon because i said so. i’m chris carter btw xoxo

“THE PHAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THEREEEEEEE…WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!”

I got attacked by a fire extinguisher. Somehow, the Phantom of the Opera was at fault. This happened while I was reading fanfiction on my school Chromebook.

Same vibe

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

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